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  • Santa:- Humne Ek Aisi Cheez Banayi Hai Jis Se Hum Diwar Ke Us Paar Dekh Sakte Hain, . . Angrez:- Wow ! Wo Kya Hai... ? . . . . . . . Santa:- SURAAKH.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl! The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!! Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua Me India Me Paida Hua America Me Nahi Dost : Q America Me Hota To Kya Hota ? Sardar : Tu B Na Muje English Kaha Aati Hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA Cigarette chupa kar: Batawo Mere Hath Me kya hai? BANTA :Rail Gadi SANTA :TumHe kaise Pata chala? BANTA :Maine Dhuwan Niklte DekhA Tha
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Santa- Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa bar bar apni windows ka Pasword bhool jata tha. Aik baar usne socha mein apni windows ka pasword kya rakhon jo kabhi na bholun. Usne pasword rakha INCORRECT ... Ab jab bhi wo ghalat pasword enter karta Computer usey khud bata deta "Ur pasword is Incorrect" Santa Rocked Computer Shocked
    • 9 years ago



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  • SanTa ApNe G.F Ko Apne KamRe Me LeGaya. - DarWaJe Bund KiYe - Aur Apne G.F k Pas Ja k BoLa K Ye DeKho Maine Watch me RaDium LaGaYa Hai...!
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA Apni Girlfriend K Sath 1st Date Pe: "Ye Meri Pehli Date Hy Darling" Agar Koi Glti Ya Kami Reh Jaye To. . . . . Chota Bhai Samaj Kr Maaf Kr Dena.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jailer- faasi se pehel kisse miloge? Santa-biwi se Jailer- maa baap se nehi Santa- maa baap to agla jnm lete hai mil jayenge Biwi ke liye sala phir 25 sala wait karna padega !!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ne AC lagwaya. Banta ne pucha abhi to sardi hai? Santa oye maine ulta lagwaya hai, garam hawa andar aur thandi hawa bahar..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Santa Santo Mein Jagda Ho Gaya. Or Ek Duse Se Ladne Lage.
    Santa: Maine Tumhe Banarasi Shadi Dilwayi.
    Santo: Tumne Mujhe Pehante Hue Dekha,
    Santa: Maine Tumhe Sone Kei Anghuti Di,
    Santo: Tumne Mera Hathpakadkar Meri Ungli Mein Pehnayi.
    Santa: Maine Tumhare Make Up Ka Bil Diya.
    Santo: Tumne Mujhe Kiss Kiya
    Santa: Maine Tumhe Har Jahag Siar Karayi,
    Santo: Tumn Mere Sath Mauj Masti Bhi To Ki H.
    :heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat:
    • 9 years ago



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  • पुलिस दरवाजा खटखटाते हैं... . . संता : कोन दरवाजा खटखटा रहा हैं? . . पुलिस : हम पुलिस हैं, दरवाजा खोलो! . . संता - क्यूँ खोलू ? . . पुलिस - कुछ बात करनी हैं | . . संता : तुम लोग कितने हो | . . पुलिस : हम ३ हैं | . . संता : तो सालों आपस में बात कर लो, मेरे पास टाइम नहीं है ।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Meri biwi itna mzaq krti hai kya bataon. Dost: Kya mazaq krti ha? Santa: Kal men ghr gya us ki ankho pr hath rkha, Mazaq me boli CHOKIDAR!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Daru Pee Ke Tala Kholne Laga, Hath Kanpne Ki Vajah Se Tala Nahi Khula, Banta- Mai Khol Du, Santa- Mai Khol Lunga, Tu Ghar Ko Pakad, Sala Bahut Hil Raha Hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • santa ne apne frnd ko lunch pe invite kiya Santa apne friend se:tumjhe khane mai kya pasand hai.. friend : fish..  santa:pr meri biwi ko fish banana nahi ata hai.. friend: mai batata hu..yeh le reciepe santa market gaya...woh fish le kr aa raha tha raste mai chil ushka fish le k udd gaya santa:leja leja sali.....pr pakayegi kaise??reciepe to mere pass hai...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal. Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai. Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa- Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kar Dega Banta- Kyun? Santa- Baar Baar Dikhata Hai Battery Low Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu :(
    • 9 years ago



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  • Patni: Agar Me Kho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge SANTA:Akhbar Me Istehar Dunga Patni: Tum Kitne Achhe Ho,Kya Likhwaoge SANTA: Jaha b Raho Khush raho
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa :~ Aaj TV Par 30 Feet Ka Saap Dikhane Wale Hai.....!! . . Banta :~ Ha Yaar...!! Par Me Nahi Dekh Paunga...!! . . Santa :~ Kyu ...........?? . . Banta :~ Kyunki Mera TV To Sirf 21 inch Ka Hi Hai Na....!!
    • 9 years ago



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