Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi Kyun... Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The..

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संता अपने लिए लड़की देखने गया। लड़की के बाप ने पूछा- बेटा, शराब पीते हो? संता- शराब फिर कभी सही अभी तो सिर्फ चाय चलेगी !!!

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Santa DuKHi THa Banta:KYu TeNSiON Me Hai Santa:Yaar,1 DoST Ko PLaSTiC SurGery Ke LiYe 10 LaKH DiYe The - AB SaaLe Ko PeHCHaN Nai Pa RaHa Hu

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Santa: Yaar Mere Biwi Mujhe Chod Ke Chale Gaye... Banta: Pakka Tu Uska Khayal Nhi Rkhta Hoga.. Santa: Nhi Yaar... Sagi Behan Ke Tarha Khayal Rkhta Tha Uska..!!

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Santa- kaal mujhe pata laga ki mere sharir mai bilkul bhi iron nhi hai. Banta-apko kaise pata chala? santa- maine mangnet laga k dekha tha chipka hi nhi.

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Santa-Mujhe 4 baje jaga dena Naukrani-lekin mujhe to time dekhna nahi ata. Santa-Tum jaga dena,time mai khud dekh lunga..

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Santa Auto Wale Se - Kyu Bhai Hanuman mandir jayega auto? auto wala- HA Santa- To Phir Aate Samay Parsad lete aana..!!!

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Santa Ko Uska Sasur Mar Raha Tha, Banta: Kyu Mar Rahe Ho? Sasur: Mene Ise sMs Kiya Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho, Isne Sare Frnd Ko Forward Kar Diya.

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Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..

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Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya Aur Niche Likha "COMING SOON

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SANTA- Aaj Pitaji Ne Meri Zordar Pitai kar di BANTA: Kyu? SANTA: Maine to Sirf itna Pucha tha ki "KAMINEY..Film dekhne Chal rahe ho Kya..?

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SANTA: i love u ki hunda hai? ladki: main tumse pyar karti hu. santa: maine tumse english mein ek question kya puch liya aur tume mujh se pyar ho gya.

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santa bunta chess khel rahe the.. joke doesnt end here!! 1st: yaar hum khel band karte hai. 2nd: thik hai, waise bhi tera ghoda aur mera hathi hi bacha hai..

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Santa - aj mera dost dudh pine se mar gaya Banta- kese Santa- vo dudh pi raha tha or bhes us per beth gayi

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SANTA TO BANTA : WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING ? BANTA : BECAUSE TODAY IS I AM VERY HAPPY . SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ? BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING . HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

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Banta: Ye Chaku Kyu Ubaal Rahe Ho.? Santa: Suicide Karne Ke Liye! Banta: To Fir Ubaalne Ki Kya Zarurat Hai.? Santa: Kahi Infection Na Ho Jaye!

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Dad santa:tu exam mai pas ho ya fail,mai tujhe bike jaru dilaunga... Banta: kaun si bike? Santa: Pas hua to pulsar colg jane k liye,fail hua to rajdut dudh bechne k liye...

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1 BAAR SANTA LAMBI LAMBI SANSE LE RAHA THA? TO..? KYA WO SANSE BHI NA LE. HAR BAAT ME JOKE CHAHIYE ? 1 KAAM KARO JAAN LE LO SANTA KI.

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Santa aur Banta salon ke baad mile Pata chala dono ki shadi ho gayi hai. Santa: Kaisi hai tumhari BV? Banta: Swarg ki apsara hai or teri? Santa: Meri to abhi Zinda hai.

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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

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