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  • Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump: 5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do. Pump Wala (Gusse Me): Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai? Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle, Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai".
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane Ke Baad Bola: "Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Do".. . . . . . . . . DUKANDAR: Cheeni Kyun??? . . . . . SANTA: "Soch Raha HU, Khane Ke Baad Kuch Mitha Ho JAAYE" :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA: Kya Daru Pine se khaansi jati hai BANTA: Kyu nai jayegi Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa sab kuch chala gaya to teri khansi kya cheej hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa And Banta Jungle Mein, Samne Aaya Sher… Banta Ne Sher Ki Aakhon Main Mitti Phenki, Aur Bhaagne Lagaa Aur Santa Ko Bhi Bhaagne Ko Kahaa. Santa : Main Kyu Bhagu, Mitti To Tune Phenki Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha. Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga. Banta: Haan! Aur Gadha to Dekho, Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai. :-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa seedi par chade hue ghar ki chat pot rahe the| Banta vaha aaya| Banta- “Santa, tumne brush majbooti se pakda hua hai na?” Santa- “Haan! Kyu?” Banta- “Mai thodi der ke liye seedi le jaa raha hu|”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa aamlet bana raha tha usne aanda tora to aanda khali nikla! Santa haran hokar bola ghor kalyug hai murgiye vi abortion karwane lagi hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hey Bhagwan, Raksha Karna. Ramesh Ji Ne Subah Subah Mein, Khana Khane Ke Baad Dono Hath Jodkar Bhagwan Se Prathna Ki. Uske She Karmchari: Ramesh Ji , Aap Rojana Lunch Mein Isi Tarah Prathna Kyu Kiya Karte H. Bhai Baat Yeh H Ki Sham Ko Khana To Mein Khud Apne Hatho Se Banata Hu. Lekin Subah Ka Khana Patni Ke Hatho Ka Bana Hua Khata Hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa court mein judge se: Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui, meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he! Judge: to tum kya chahte ho? Santa: Badla.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Mai tujhe phone kar raha tha par tera mob no bhul gaya Banta-Hatt pagal! msg karke puch leta Santa-Sorry yaar dimag me nahi aaya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Truck Dusre Truck Ko Rassi Se Bandh Kar Le Ja Raha Tha Ye Dekh Kar Santa Hans-Hans Ke Lot-Pot Ho Gaya Aur Bola. Santa: “Ek Rassi Ko Le Jane K Liye 2-2 Truck“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha. Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता टीचर - जब बिजली कड़कती है तो चमक पहले दिखाई देती है और आवाज बाद में सुनाई देती है … क्यों ? . . . बंता स्टूडेंट - क्योंकि हमारी आँखें आगे हैं और कान पीछे … !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Sharab Peete Hue Rone Lga Banta: KYa Hua, Ro KYo Rhe ho. Santa: Yr Jis Ldki Ko Bhulane K Liye pee Rha tha, Uska Naam Yad Nhi Aa Rha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa toilet gaya to diwar per likha tha, "duniya chaand per phuch gai hai, aur tum yaha baitho ho?" Santa ne likh diya, . . "bas ye kerke, me bhi jaa rhaa hun."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha? Kyon? Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya. Banta:Aaj to maje se ki hogi? Santa:Khak maje se ki, radio pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya. Khade khade kani padi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Banta Ye Shaadi Ke Jode Kon Banta Hai..? Banta: Aasmaan Me Bahgwan Bante Hai, Santa: O Teri Yaar, Galti Ho Gye Banta: Kyu..! Santa: Main To Darji Ko De Aaya..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ki Wife To Santa- Aaj Se+ Ka Mann Kr Rha H. Santa- Jaan Aaj Nhi Kal Krenge. Wife- Aaj Q Ni Janu. Santa- Jaan Aaj C0nd*m Lana Bhul Gya. Wife- Teri To Roz Ki Magaj Mari H, Lamination Q Ni Krwa Leta Saale.
    • 10 years ago



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