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  • Santa: Banta, Don’t Put Mobile Charging While Sleeping At Night? Banta: Why?? Santa: Sometimes, Battery May Blast. Banta: Yah. I Know. That’s Why I Am Removing Battery From Mobile While Chargig
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  • Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first- the chicken or the egg? O yaar,jiska order pehle doge,vo ayega!
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  • Santa: Aise Jeevan Se To Accha H Mein Marr Jaun, Bhagwan Tu Mujhe Utha Le. Santo: Hey Prabhu! Inse Pehle Mujhe Utha Le Santa: Parbhu! Tu Isi Ki Sun, Mein Apni Arji Wapas Leta Hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai, Lala:ha, santa:acha vala hai, Lala:ha, Santa: achi quality ka hai, Lala:ha bhai ha, Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aniversary Par Santa Gulab Ka Phool Lekar Aaya... . Patni:- Mujhe Ye Nahi, Ko Sone Ki Cheez Do... . Santa:- Ye Le Takiya Aur So Ja.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya. Phir dusri side se bahar nikla Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:???? Yaar, ye konsa road tha???????? Itne sare speed breaker
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Library Ja Kar Puchta Hai:"Suicide Karne Ke Tarike ka Book Hai Kya.. ?? . . . . . . . Librarian Ne Use Ghoor Ke Dekha Aur Puchha:"Wapas Karne Kon Aayega..:p :D :O :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ek Din Bijli Ki Dukaan Mein: Do Fan Dena Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents. Dukaan Wala: Fans Mein Ladies Aur Gents Nahi Hota Yar! Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka…
    • 10 years ago



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  • SaNtA Ke GaO Me NaDi Pe BrIdGe BaNaYa GaYa. . . . . BuIlDeR :- BaHoT AccHa Ho GaYa . SaNtA :- HaaN Ji. .! ! ! PeHLe DhOOp Me TaIr Ke NaDi PaaR KaRtE ThE Ab ChAAv RaHeGi . . . . *
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa English k paper me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se.. 1.Main ek aam aadmi hoon. - I m a mango man. 2.Mujhe English aati hai. ... English comes to me. 3.Mera taluq Haripur hazara se hai. I blong 2 greenpur thousanda. 4.Sadak par goliyan chal rahi hai. tablets r walking on d road.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Latest New santa banta jokes 2014 Santa student: Miss, kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi?? Teacher: Nahi toh... Santa: Kamaal hai, subah mere mobile pe likha tha... . . . . MISS CALL..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Jab Mai Mar Jau To Samne Wale Ghar Ki Family Ko Zarur Bulana.. Banta-Kyon? Santa-Yaar Unke Ghar Ki Ladkiya bahut Lipat-Lipat Kar Roti HAI.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa 500 k Note Pe Likha Number DiaL kr rha tha Banta-Kya kr rhe Ho Santa-M Dekh rha Hu GandhiJi To Chale Gye Par Unka Mobile kis k Pas he
    • 10 years ago



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  • Police: Hume Aapke Ghar Ki Talaashi Leni Hai, Suna Hai Aapke Ghar Me Visfotak Saamagri Hai..? Santa: Khabar To Bilkul Pakki Hai, Par Abhi Wo Maayke Gayi Hui Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • latest sms jokes ‚‚ BANTA-tera history da paper kaisa hua ? SANTA-’bhout bura’, Saalo ne mere birth se B phale K question puch rakhe the.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Santa Santa; Ji Sir Ji Teacher: Kya Tumhare Mohalle Mein Koi Aadmi Paida Hua H. Santa: Humare Mohalle Mein To Sab Bache Hi Paida Hote H.
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  • Ek Goan Ka Aadmi Mumbai Ghumne Ke Baad, Wapas Apne Gaon Pahucha To Logo Ne Pucha- Are Mumbai Kaisi H Bhai? Goan Ka Aadmi Bola: Ab Kya Btaye Tumhe, Mumbai To Bahut Acchi H Par Waha Ki Sarkar Kanjus H, Ek Driver Ki Salary Bachane Ke Liye Bus Par Bus Rakhkar Chalti H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Middle School Ke Student Ko Teacher Ne Class Mein Jhadu Lagane Ko Kaha- To Ye Kehkar Inkaar Kar Diya Ki Wo Uska Kaam Nahi H. Teacher: Mahatma Gandhi Jhadu Lagate The. Letrin Saaf Karte Tha. Tum Apne Aap Ko Unse Se Bhi Badhkar Samjhate Ho. Abhi Kya Pata: Vidharthi Badhe Garav Se Bola- Ye To Waqt Btayega.
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