Santa 2 Banta:
Santa- Maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !!
Banta: Wo Kya?
Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai
Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.
Pappu santa se..
yr kal mai apne gf ko msg kr rha tha.. To banta
mujhe kbse dekh rha tha...fir mai 5 mint k liye
bathroom gya to...
Banta ne mere mobil se meri ka no. Le liya or use
romantic sms krne lga...
Santa-to tune kuch nhi kiya...
Pappu-mai kya kru wo pagal kal raat se apni behn
ko hi msg kr rha h
Santa - Yaar Mujhe 1 Hathora Or
Keel Chahiye Computer Ke Liye.
Sales Man - But Computer Me Inka Kya Kaam?
Santa- Oye Yaar Mujhe Computer Me
Windows Xp Install Karani Hai.
Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati...
Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan ka shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya...
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Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney lagey...
Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar ke bola...
"kidhar..??
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mai to biscuit lene aaya hu... yogiRaj
SANTA kadhai leke bich raaste khana pakane baitha.
Kadhai khali dekh k logo ne pucha
saNTAJI kya bana rahe ho?
saNTA bola, Sabko bewakoof bana raha hoon.
Santa ki Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi
Santa Ke Baap Ne Ladki Ke Baap Se Kaha-
Santa clerk hai Salary 15,000 Rs. hai aur uper se 20,000 kamata hai.
Ladki Ki Baap Ne Bade Pyar Se Reply Diya:
Beti Nurse hai
Salary 10,000 hai + niche se 50,000 kamati hai!
Santa aur Jeeto mai larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya
Santa raat ko phone pe: Khane mai kya hai?
Jeeto: Zehar
Husb: Mai dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana
Santa rail ki patri per so gaya.
Ek aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho?
Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Santa: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua,train kya cheez he?
Teacher: Which animal flies in the air, but gives birth to young ones on land?
Santa (excited for the first time because he knows the answer)
Santa: AIRHOSTESS!
!!height of kaminapan!!!
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RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-Interviewer:-
agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge?
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Santa:- Jee, red light dikhaunga.
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Interviewer:- Red light na hoto?
Santa:- Torch dikhaunga..
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Interviewer:- Torch naho to?
Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
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Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to?
Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladkeko bulaunga...
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Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun?
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Santa:- Jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi..
Santa Chemist Ki Shop Pe 1
Bottle Le K Gaya Aur Ek
Chamach Liquid Shopkeeper Ko
Pila K Bola: Mitha Hai Kya?
Dukandar Bola: Nahi, Kyu Kya H Ye?
Santa: Docter Ne Bola Chemist
Ki Shop Se Urine Me Sugar Check
Karwa K Aao...!
Wo Check Krane Aya Tha. :-P