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  • Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahut sari baten chupata h.... Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h... Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat. Banta: nahi chupai yar... Santa: Mai bol raha Hun na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h... Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kya baat chupai h. Santa: sale jab tune baat chupa hi li to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai h...
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? SANTA: Phone karte waqt.
    • 10 years ago



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  • :: Santa Banta Funny SMS :: Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya. Phir dusri side se bahar nikla Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:???? Yaar, ye konsa road tha???????? Itne sare speed breaker
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Ek Beautiful Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Jaake Usey Kiss Kar Daala ! . . Girl:- Stupid Kya Kar Rahe Ho !!? . . . . . . . . Santa:- B.C A Final Year...
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa in Coffee shop wth wife. santar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi. Wife:ki frk painda hai? Srdar: Bewakuf Rate List dekh Hot coffee Rs.15 Cold coffee.45
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa. Santa : Main kyun bhaagu, matthi to tune phenki hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता की बीवी बहुत ज्यादा बीमार होने की वजह से 1 महीने से हॉस्पिटल में दाखिल थी। डॉक्टर ने संता को हिम्मत देते हुए कहा। डॉक्टर:-"आपकी बीवी अब सिर्फ 2 दिनों की मेहमान है, मैं माफ़ी चाहता हूँ अब मैं कुछ नहीं कर सकता" संता बोला:-"इस में माफ़ी की कोई बात नहीं है डॉ. साहब, निकाल ही लेंगे ये 2 दिन भी जैसे-तैसे"!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Car Se 4Logo Ko Daba Diya Judge-Tumne Sarab V Nai Pi Thi Fir V Ye Q kiya? Santa-Sir IDEA Walo Ne Kha Tha Ki Is Gaane K Liye 4Dabaye
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 wari santa di wife nu nyana hon wala sega. santa apni wife nu lai k hospital gya te utthe ja k nurse nu boleya. santa to nurse: je munda hoya ta kahi PASS, je kudi hoyi ta FAIL. Opration to bad Nurse:santa ji twadi CMPARTMNT aayi aa.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Plz samjne ki kosish karo mujhe Tang na karo Rat ko tumari wajh se nind nhi ayi Mat khelo mri life se SANTA ne hath jodkar machar se kaha
    • 10 years ago



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  • SaNTa=Oye Paji Tu Itna Gumsum Kyu Hai? . BaNTa=Soch Raha Hu Aaj Kuch Toofani Karu . SaNTa=Kya Karega? . BaNTa=Tower Pe CHad Ke Potty..;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Snta:- Ye Thums Up Walo Ne Paresaan Kr Rkhhaa H..,, Bnta:- Q..??? Snta:- Yar BV Roz Raat Ko Thodi Si Pila K Zid Krti H CHALO AAJ KUCH TUFAANI KRTE H...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Santa Santo Mein Jagda Ho Gaya. Or Ek Duse Se Ladne Lage.
    Santa: Maine Tumhe Banarasi Shadi Dilwayi.
    Santo: Tumne Mujhe Pehante Hue Dekha,
    Santa: Maine Tumhe Sone Kei Anghuti Di,
    Santo: Tumne Mera Hathpakadkar Meri Ungli Mein Pehnayi.
    Santa: Maine Tumhare Make Up Ka Bil Diya.
    Santo: Tumne Mujhe Kiss Kiya
    Santa: Maine Tumhe Har Jahag Siar Karayi,
    Santo: Tumn Mere Sath Mauj Masti Bhi To Ki H.
    :heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bar santa tree se ulta latak raha tha BANTA:are santa tu tree se ulta kyun latak raha he SANTA:yar mere sir dard ki goli khai he ab dar lag raha he ki vo pet me na chali jaye to me ped se ulta latk gya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:- Humne Ek Aisi Cheez Banayi Hai Jis Se Hum Diwar Ke Us Paar Dekh Sakte Hain, . . Angrez:- Wow ! Wo Kya Hai... ? . . . . . . . Santa:- SURAAKH.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Oye tera ek daat nila kaise ho gaya Banta:Yaar maine ink lagai hai. Santa:Vo kyun? Banta:Yaar aajkal BLUETOOTH bahut mashur hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to banta-Hum dono me kya rishta he Banta- jo besan or pakode ka he Santa-wo kese Banta-Qki jab besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA he
    • 10 years ago



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