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  • Petrol ke daam badhne ke baad Santabike leke petrol pump gaya Banta:Kitne ka petrol daalu? Santa:5-10 rupaye ka bike ke upar chidak de… Aag lagani hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Santa Santa; Ji Sir Ji Teacher: Kya Tumhare Mohalle Mein Koi Aadmi Paida Hua H. Santa: Humare Mohalle Mein To Sab Bache Hi Paida Hote H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne Banta ki beti ka Rishta manga. Banta ne santa ko bahut mara Mar kha ke santa Utha kapde jhadk bola To phir me Inkar samjhun.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa apne friend Banta ke saath ATM gaya. Santa: Banta, zara mera balance check kar do, mujhe check karna nahi aata. Banta ne Santa ko dhakka de diya, aur Santa gir gaya. Banta: Tumhara balance kharab hai!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Snta:Samose K Andar Ka Aalu Kha Rha Tha, Bnta: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?? Snta:Dctr Ne Mujhe Bahar Ka Khana khane ko Mna Kiya h
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Shaam Ko Ghar Aaya Aur Sochne Laga, Ki Aaj Kya Khaas Karna Tha.? Sochta Raha, Sochta Raha, Bahut Socha, Raat Ke 3 Baje Yaad Aaya Ki Aaj Jaldi Sona Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-What Is Difference Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop? Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:- Humne Ek Aisi Cheez Banayi Hai Jis Se Hum Diwar Ke Us Paar Dekh Sakte Hain, . . Angrez:- Wow ! Wo Kya Hai... ? . . . . . . . Santa:- SURAAKH.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa 1st time plane par baitha, jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha, santa pilot ko maarne laga. or bola:main pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar raha hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Apne Sath Ek Ladki Ko Lekar Jaa Raha Tha,
    Raste Mein Banta Mila Ye Ladki Kaun H,
    Santa: Meri Cousion H. Banta Ne Ghurte Hu Puche Cousion H.
    Santa: Ku Ho Nahi Sakti Kya,
    Banta: Kyu Nahi Ho Sakti Thode Din Pehle Meri Bhi Cousion Hi Thi.
    :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa bakri charavto to. Banta – aa bakari o ne kya lai jay 6? S– School lai jav 6u. B– Mane pagal smjyo 6 k su.?aje to Sunday 6.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Babaji mujhe koi aisa kam batao jisme log apna kaam khud kare or paise mujhe de. Babaji:Tum sulabh shauchalay main naukari kar lo
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhikari: Kuch Khane Ko Dedo. Santa - Tamatar Khao Bikari - Roti Dedo Santa - Tamatar Khao Bikari -Lao Tamatar Hi Do Santa Ki Mummy - Ye Totla Hai,keh Raha Hai, Kamakar Khao.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA Cigarette chupa kar: Batawo Mere Hath Me kya hai? BANTA :Rail Gadi SANTA :TumHe kaise Pata chala? BANTA :Maine Dhuwan Niklte DekhA Tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता (बंता से): पता है, अमेरिका में लाइट जाती है तो पावर ऑफिस में फोन करते हैं और जापान में लाइट जाती है तो फ्यूज चेक करते हैं. बंता ने तुरंत जवाब दिया: और जब इंडिया में लाइट जाती है तो पड़ोसी के घर में झांक कर देखते हैं, सबकी तो गई है ना… और राहत की सांस लेते हैं.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SaNTa 2 a GirL- "KuTTa MaR GaYa RaJai Me, Mai PaGaL Hu TeRi JuDai Me.. * "HaaThi NaLi Me BeH NaHi SaKTa, Ye SaNTa TeRe BiNa ReH NaHi SaKTa
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ke lips jale hue the Banta: Kaise jale Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha. Banta: To? Santa: Khushi ke mare. Train ke engine ko choom liya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle. Policeman gives hand to stop. Santa Shouted:Oye pagal, pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega
    • 10 years ago



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