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  • Patni: Agar Me Kho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge SANTA:Akhbar Me Istehar Dunga Patni: Tum Kitne Achhe Ho,Kya Likhwaoge SANTA: Jaha b Raho Khush raho
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tantrik to santa: Beta tumhare ghar par chudail ka vaas hai.. Santa: Baba, main thappad maar dunga jo meri biwi ke baare me kuchh kaha to..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Class Me Has Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli STaND UP Koun Ho Tum?? Santa:Tum Koun Ho? Ladki: Mai MONITOR Hun. Santa: Ha.ha.. TeRE Din Gaye pagli ab laptop or LCD ka zamana hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA TO BANTA : WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING ? BANTA : BECAUSE TODAY IS I AM VERY HAPPY. SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ? BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to Banta: Yaar, Sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi kya karu! Santa: “Message sending fail” likh ke bhej de.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Banta Ye Shaadi Ke Jode Kon Banta Hai..? Banta: Aasmaan Me Bahgwan Bante Hai, Santa: O Teri Yaar, Galti Ho Gye Banta: Kyu..! Santa: Main To Darji Ko De Aaya..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta Bhaaga-Bhaaga Santa Ke Ghar Aaya Aur Khushi Se Bola. Banta: “Oye Santa, Aaj TV Pe Rakhi Sawant, Apne 38-Inch Ke Balls Dikhane Wali Hai” Santa Udaas Hokar Bola: “Achha, Par Main Nahi Dekh Paunga” Banta: “Kyu?” Santa: “Mera TV To Sirf 21-Inch Ka Hai?“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Meri Wife Mujhe Naukar Samajhne Lagi Hai Batao Main Kya Karun? Banta: Karna Kya Hai, 2-4 Ghar Aur Pakad Aur Apna Dhandha Jama Le.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wakil Sahab Apne Ladke Ko Kaabil Insaan Bnane Ke Liye,
    Use Juth Bolna Sikha Rahe The.
    Ek Din Apne Lakde Ki Pariksha Lene Ki Garj Se Unhone Kaha,
    Beta Agar Meri Baat Khtam Hote Hi,
    Tum Koi Juth Bologe To Mein Tumhe 5 Ruppe Dunga!

    Ladka- Lekin Abhi Abhi To Aapne 500 Ruppe Dene Ki Baat Kahi Thi.
    :grimacing::smiley::smiley::smiley::grimacing:
    • 10 years ago



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  • शादी के कुछ दिन बाद संता अपने दोस्त बंता को बता रहा था। संता- मेरी बीवी इतना मजाक करती है की क्या बताऊं। बंता- कैसे? संता- कल मैंने उसकी आंखों पर हाथ रख कर पूछा मैं कौन? तो बोली दूध वाला..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Interviewer: Just Imagine, You Are In 8th Floor, It Caught Fire, How Will You Escape? Santa: Its Very Simple, I Will Stop My Imagination..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • WiFe On Phone To SaNTa- AaPKi YaaD Me 15 DiN Me AaDhi MaR Gai Hu . . AaP GhaR KaB Aa RaHe Ho..? . . . . SaNTa- 15 DiN BaaD Aa RaHa Hu,,"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek raat 2 baje bohot tez baarish ho rahi thi . . santa ne ek aadmi ke ghar ki bell bajai aur pucha : Dhakka laga doge kya plz.......?.? . . aadmi neend me tha isliye mana kar dia aur andar aa gaya . . par fir use guilty feel hua....usne socha kabhi vo khud baarish me fas jaye aur koi uski help na kare to..........?.? wo utha bahar jaa ke bola: Kya tumhe abhi bhi dhakka chahiye....? awaaz aayi :"haan aadmi : thik hai par tum ho kahan.........? .?.? . santa :"YAHAN GARDEN ME JHULE PAR....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha Khudkushi Paap hai Zulm hai Gunah hai Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko Goli maarle!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Waiter: Ur Bill Sir. Santa: Take My Card. Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card. Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha hai.. All Cards are Accepted.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.? Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8. Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only 6 Children..!!
    • 10 years ago



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