Santa Banta Jokes

Dont kill me after reading this- Santa- Yar banta hamare beech kya relation hai ? Banta- Wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai ! Banta- kaise ? Santa- Kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to Pakauda BANTA hai

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Ek Baar Santa Santo Mein Jagda Ho Gaya. Or Ek Duse Se Ladne Lage.
Santa: Maine Tumhe Banarasi Shadi Dilwayi.
Santo: Tumne Mujhe Pehante Hue Dekha,
Santa: Maine Tumhe Sone Kei Anghuti Di,
Santo: Tumne Mera Hathpakadkar Meri Ungli Mein Pehnayi.
Santa: Maine Tumhare Make Up Ka Bil Diya.
Santo: Tumne Mujhe Kiss Kiya
Santa: Maine Tumhe Har Jahag Siar Karayi,
Santo: Tumn Mere Sath Mauj Masti Bhi To Ki H.
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Ek bhikhari road pe chilla rha tha- alah ke nam par ek rupaya de de. Santa 100ka note dikhate huye bola 50rupya hai kya? Bikhari excited ho ke- ha hai. Santa to pahle use kharch kar na

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‚ latest sms jokes ‚‚ Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale h. Banta: Acha Par mai nhi dekh pawunga. Santa: kyu Banta: Mera TV to 21 inch ka hi hai

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Ek Grahak Apni Plate Mein Jhankta Hua,
Bola- Yeh Kya H?
Mujhe To Tari Hi Tari Dikhayi De Rahi H,
Isme To Meet Bilkul Bhi Nahi Dikhayi De Raha.
Waiter: Hoga Shahb Dekho To.
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Grahak: Kya Khak Hoga, Ise To Tum Mangalwar Ko Kisi Pandit Ji Ko Bhi Khilao To Unka Bhi Dharmbrasht Nahi Hoga.
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Santa to Banta: I don’t have an internet connection at home. Can you please copy the internet on this usb drive for me??? xD@Hushain2

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Santa-bike se ja raha tha, raste me ladki dekhi to gir gaya, ladki-oh my god lagi to nahi? Santa- nahi soniye, me to aise hi bike se utarta hu.

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Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai, Santa- Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche hatao!

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Santa Walking On Road Samne Gobar Pada Tha, Santa Ne Jhuk Kar Ungli Dal Kar Taste Kiya Aur Bola: "Ohh Ye To Gobar Hai, Shukr Hai Mera Pair Nahi Pada."

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Banta: Yeh “Automatically” kya hota hai? Santa: Oyee tujhe yeh bii nahi pata Jab auto mein koi ganjee ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI

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Ek Aadmi Ne Ek Lekakh Ke Nobel Ki Bahut Aalochna Ki. Lekakh Gusse Mein Uska Patar Lekar Uske Ghar Gaya Aur Bola- Aapne Aaj Tak Koi Nobel Likha H Nahi Na To Kisi Ki Aalochna, Kaise Likh Sakte Ho Aadmi: Agar Mein Murgi Ki Tarah Anda, Nahi De Sakta To Kya Hua, Oomlet Ke Bare Mein Murgi Se Jyada Janta Hu.

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Santa: oye tu pappita vechan wali nu kiss kyun kitta? Banta: me ki kra ohibar bar chillari si pappi tale lo pappi ta le lo... te mai leli.....

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Santa- yaar banta hamare beach kya relation hai? Banta- yaar wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai. Santa- kaise? Banta- kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai

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Techer:" 1869 Me Kya Hua?? Banta:" Gandhi Ji Ka Janm . . Techer:" Good! Baith Jao . . . Techer(santa Se):" Btao 1872 Me Kya Hua . . . Santa:" Gandhi Ji 3 Saal K Ho Gaye.

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Santa: Give Me An Idea To Become Poor Banta: Make A Hindi Film With Himesh As Hero .. Santa: I Asked Idea To Become Poor Not A Beggar .. ;->

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Santa to Banta in Exam Hall:"Oye extra pen hai kya" ?? . . . . Banta: "Ek hi hai" . . Santa: "Abe Ek hi chahiye"

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Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola- Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.

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Santa Radio Lekar Khet Me Potti Karne Gaya. Banta: Aaj To Maje Se Ki Hogi? Santa: Khak Maje Se Ki, Radio Pe Jan- Gan-Man Aa Gaya. Khade Khade Karni Padi.

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Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje Santa: Nahi Girl: Q Nahi? Santa: Bade-Budhe Kah Gae He Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye.

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Teacher - Homework Kita ? Santa - Hanji, Kita! Teacher - Fill In The Blank 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Bili____chali Santa - 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Billi Holi Holi Chali Teacher - Oye Murkha Tenu Pata Nahi Ehda Ki Jawaab Hai. Santa - Tuhada Lehaaj Rakhya Hai, Tussi Mere Master Ho.. Nahi Ta 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Ta Billi Hil V Nahi Sakdi, Main Ta Fer Vi Holi Holi Turaa Diti.

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