• Categories
Location |   Home >> Jokes - Funny SMS >> Santa Banta Jokes
  • Santa Banta Jokes   1306
  • Santa: Main apni patni ko kya gift doon?? Banta: Diamond Ring de.. Santa: Nahi main kuch bada dena chahta hoon, Banta: Fir tractor ka tyre de...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Santa: oye tu pappita vechan wali nu kiss kyun kitta? Banta: me ki kra ohibar bar chillari si pappi tale lo pappi ta le lo... te mai leli.....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho? Santa bola: Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • संता ने एक रात अचानक उठकर अपनी पत्नी से पूछाः यह बताओ, किस तरह की मौत अच्छी है, तड़प-तड़प कर मरना या झटपट मर जाना? पत्नीः ये रात के वक्त कैसे-कैसे सवाल पूछते हो, झटपट मर जाना ज्यादा अच्छा है... संताः ठीक है तो अपनी दूसरी टांग भी मेरे ऊपर रख दो.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya, Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani Chidak Raha Tha, Santa Intezar Karta Raha, Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Bola, “Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo Tol Do”. kkk
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Banta: Yaar 2 Baar Tere Restaurant Me Aaya, Par Dono Baar Taala Laga Hua Tha..?? Banta: Tu Lunch Time Me Aaya Hoga, Us Waqt Main Khana Khane Ghar Chala Jaata Hoon..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Santa Sending Msg to all Frnd "My Mob Num is change" Pehale NOKIA tha Now I Have SAMSUNG So Plz Call n sms me on My New Num thnks
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Banta : Kal Mujhe 10 Logo Ne Peeta Santa : Phir Tune Kya Kiya Banta : Maine Kha Saalon Aik Aik Karke Ao Santa : Phir Banta : Phir Kya Saalone, Aik Aik Karke Dubaara Peeta.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Santa Jungle Se Gujar Raha Tha, 1 Ajgar Ko Ped Par Latakte Hue Dekha To, Santa Bola: Is Tarah Latakne Se Height Nahi Badhegi Mummy Ko Bolo Complan Pilaye. by@ kabir
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Santa to Banta - tumko kisi se pyar hua hai ? Banta - haa yaar par vo manti hi nahi, Kyu kya kaheti he, Kaheti hai "I love u 2" Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon hai...........very funny
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Biwi, Ek Dum Khush Hoke: "Kya Baat Hai Jee, Aaj To Meri Photo-Pe-Photo kheenche Ja RaheHo? . . . . . . . . . . . . Santa: Kuchh Nahi Pagli, Aaj Mere Sarr pe Wild Life Photography ka Bhoot Sawaar Hai..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • :: Santa Banta Funny SMS :: Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya. Phir dusri side se bahar nikla Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:???? Yaar, ye konsa road tha???????? Itne sare speed breaker
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Santa public toilet gya or 1 ghante ke bad nikla Bahar baitha jmidar bola- 20rs. Santa- sale toilet main baitha tha "Cyber cafe" main nahi
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Ek Bar Dance Jo Apne Kaam Se Mashur Thi.
    Waha Ek Aadmi Use Aate Jate Ghurta Tha.
    Dancer Se Bhi Sehan N Hua. Or Use Boli Agar
    Tumne Battamiji Ki To Apne Pati Ko Bula Lungi.
    Kaha Gaye H Aapke Pati. Dancer Angdayi Lete Hue
    1 Mahine Ke Liye Ghar Se Bahar.
    :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Santa: Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Aur Phir Bhi Abhi Tak Tere Ko Dadhi- Mooch Nahi Aayi? Banta :Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa Par Gaya Hoon
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Santa Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Kida Nikla Santa: Isme to Kida Nikla hai Amrudwala: Ye Kismat ki Baat hai Kya Pata Agli Baar Motorcycle Nikal Jaye,
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Santa: Chal Race Lagte Hai Jo Haara Wo 1000 Rs. Dega.. Banta: Thik Hai Par Mujhe Raasta Nhi Pata, Santa: Bas Tu Mere Piche Piche Rehna. Banta: Thanks Yaar Ur My Best Fend...!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes