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  • Santa: agar patni k pita ko sasur krhte hai to gf k pita ko kya kahenge? Banta: agar woh apni beti ki shadi tmse karne ko raji ho gaye to sasur, nahi to assur..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baar ek dukan me santa - pen h pen ? Dukandar - nhi ! 2 min. Baad .. Santa - pen h pen ? Dukandar (gusse me) - nhi .... Santa thodi der me waps ata h - pen h pen ? Dukandar - nhi h .. Or ab waps aaya to hathoda marunga tere sar pe. Santa kuch der me waps aaya. Santa - hathoda h hathoda ? dukandar - nhi .. Santa - to fir pen h pen.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa cricket match khel ke aaya. . . . . . . Banta....kitne run banaaye . . . . . . Santa......Triple century hone mebass... . . . . . . . . . 299 runs chahiye the . . Kanjar ne out kr diya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Interviewer: Just Imagine, You Are In 8th Floor, It Caught Fire, How Will You Escape? Santa: Its Very Simple, I Will Stop My Imagination..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ki Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi Santa Ke Baap Ne Ladki Ke Baap Se Kaha- Santa clerk hai Salary 15,000 Rs. hai aur uper se 20,000 kamata hai. Ladki Ki Baap Ne Bade Pyar Se Reply Diya: Beti Nurse hai Salary 10,000 hai + niche se 50,000 kamati hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Banta Se: Jab Mein Marr Jau To Samne Wale Pariwar Ko Jarur Bulana. Banta: Kyu? Santa: Unke Ghar Ki Ladies Murde Se Lipat Lipat Ke Roti H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur wo chhoti ho gayi Ab kya karoon? BANTA: Usi detergent se aik baar khud nahale
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Sitting On Roadside, Banta Asks Y R U Wasting Time? Santa:Im Taking Revenge. Banta:How? Santa:Waqt Ne Mujhe Barbad Kia He,Ab Mein Waqt Brbad Kar Raha Hu…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Dettol sabun hai? Dukandaar: Hai, Santa: Accha wala? Dukndar: Ha Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na? Dukndr: Ha Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ki Shaadi Ke Liye Ladki Ke Baap Ne Santa Se Puchha. Baap: “Akal Badi Ya Bhains?” Santa Ne Bohat Der Sochha Aur Phir Jawab Diya. Santa: “Tumne Mujhe Paagal Samjha Hai?, Date Of Birth To Batayi Hi Nahi“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Daku bank lutne gaye.. gun ghar me bhul gaye fir bhi bank lut lia kaise? bank manager santa tha, bola: koi baat nai i trust u, gun muje kal dikha dena.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: tere pita ji tailor hai aur teri shirt fati hai,bade shrm ki baat hai.. Banta:Ishse bhi bade shrm ki baat yeh hai ki tere pita ji dentist hai fir bhi tera bhai bina dant k paida hua...
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho? Santa bola: Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Singh was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. He replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.” The officer then asked, “Really? Who’s giving that lecture at this time of night?” The man replied, “Sir, that would be my wife.”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli STaNd UP Kaun Ho Tum?? . . . Santa :- Tum Kaun Ho? . . . Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun. . . . . Santa :- Ha.ha.ha.ha.ha. Tere Din Gaye Pagali Ab Laptop Aur LCD Ka Zamana Hai ...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Introduces His Family :- 1.) Ye Meri Biwi GOOGLE KAUR Ek Sawal Pucho To Das Jawab Deti Hai 2) Ye Mera Beta FACEBOOK SINGH Ghar Ki Har Baat Poore Muhalle Tak Pahuchata Hai 3) Aur Ye Meri Beti TWITTER KAUR. Pura Muhalla Raat Din Ise Follow Karta Hai 4) Aur Main Hu santa urf ORKUT SINGH Ab Mujhe Koi Puchta Hi Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa To Banta.. Santa-: Mere Mama Ne Mujhse Choti Si Baat Pe Rishta Tod Diya.. . . Banta-: Kyu..?? Kya Kaha Unhone..? . . . Santa-: Unhone Kaha . . . . . . Mungfali Me Dana Nahi, Hum Tumhare Mama Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa shaadi mein khana khane gaya Par samane Salad ka counter dekh kar wapis aa gaya Baahar aakar bola O banta, abhi to sabzi hi kat rahi he
    • 10 years ago



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