Santa Banta Jokes, New Whatsapp Status

Santa: Nurse main tumse pyar karta hu NURSE: English me bolo santa: I LOVE U sister NURSE: ok BROTHER I LOVE you too...

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Santa - "sir ji, aap apni patni ko party mein kyunahi laate?" Boss - "woh gaon ki hai.." Santa - "Oh sorry, mujhe laga woh sirf aapki hai.

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Santa: agar wo meri nahi hui to.. main usko kisi aur ki nahi hone dunga!! Banta: agar wo teri ho gai to sabko dega??

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Santa Baar Baar Apne Santan Ke, Khushnasibi Ki Duaa Maangta Tha... Aisa Vo Kai Saalo Se Kar Rha Tha :D . . One Day Ek Farishta Aaya Uske Pass Or Bola . Bhagwaan Ke Liye Bhaii. Pahle Tu Shadi To Kar.

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Bus Accident Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya. Bahut dard ho raha hai. Santa: Abey chup baith. Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya, Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

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Santa ne ek ladki se "I Love you" kaha..... Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: Kya bola? . . To Santa rote huye bola: . Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?

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Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha. Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya? Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.

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SANTA TO BANTA : WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING ? BANTA : BECAUSE TODAY IS I AM VERY HAPPY. SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ? BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

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Santa Went To Interview For FBI Agent. Interviewer: “Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?” Santa: “Thanks For Giving The Job Sir, I Would Immediately Start Investigation.“ -

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Santo Badi Pareshan Thi Jo Aata Tha Bache Usse Itrake Kehte The,
Hum Minister Ke Bache H. To Santo Ne Unhe Samjhaya Aisa Mat Kaha Karo.
Buri Baat H.
Dusre Din Minister Ka Ek Dost Ghar Aaya: Bacho Se Laad Karte,
Hue Unhone Pucha Kya Tum Minister Shahb Ke Bete Ho.?
Ek Jhat Se Bola: Ji Hum To Yahi Samjate H Lekin Kal Hi Maa Ne Mana Kar Diya,
Ki Hum Minister Sahab Ke Bache Nahi H,
:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:

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Snta Ne car se 4 logo ko daba dya judge-tumne sarab bhi nahi pi thi fir bhi ye Q KIYA SANTA-Idea walo ne kaha tha ki is gaane k liye 4 dabyE

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Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

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Banta: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai, Rishtey k liye 1dabaye, Mangni k liye 2dabye, Shadi k liye 3dabye. Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun? Banta: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye..!

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Santa ne ~ F A M O U S ~ T A T T O O ~ S H O P ~ me Girlfriend ka naam apne haath par likhwaya "Latest Tattoo Designs" me. Ghar aane ke baad jor jor se rone laga, Banta: kyun rorahe ho? Santa: Abey, Girlfriend ki spelling galat ho gaye.

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santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho? Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi thori na hai jo fatt jayega

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santa:aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai! banta:bakri kaise anda de sakti hai? santa:Arre yaar maine apni murgika naam bakri rakha hai.

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Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega? Banta : Kuch B Nahi Santa : Kaise? Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte

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Latest New santa banta jokes 2014 Santa student: Miss, kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi?? Teacher: Nahi toh... Santa: Kamaal hai, subah mere mobile pe likha tha... . . . . MISS CALL..

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Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He. Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He! Santa: Abye Ghadhe, BMW Ka Matlab Bahut Motti Wife

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Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya. Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi. Santa: Lo Batao,Kitni Lambi Umar Hai.

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