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  • History Teacher: "Name some famous Indians who struggled against the British ?" Santa: "Tendulkar,Dravid,Laxman,Sehwag,Dhoni, Raina..." !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Boyfrnd-girlfrnd kya hota hai ? Banta-Kuch nahi bas ladka-ladki hote hai, jisme ek muskurati hai Aur ek kharcha karta rehta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha? Kyon? Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता (बंता से)- आज टीवी पर 30 फीट का सांप दिखाने वाले हैं। बंता (संता से)- अच्छा! पर मैं नहीं देख सकूंगा। संता- क्यों? बंता- मेरा टीवी सिर्फ 21 इंच का ही है!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa film Director: U have 2 jump in 2a swimng pool frm a 100ft.. Actor: But i dont know swimng sir.. Santa: don’t worry there iS no water.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Baar Baar Apne Santan Ke, Khushnasibi Ki Duaa Maangta Tha... Aisa Vo Kai Saalo Se Kar Rha Tha :D . . One Day Ek Farishta Aaya Uske Pass Or Bola . Bhagwaan Ke Liye Bhaii. Pahle Tu Shadi To Kar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Electric Shop Pe Gaya Aur Dukandar Se Bola Santa: Ek Kala Bulb Dena Dukandar: Bhai Sahab, Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge? Santa: Yaar, Dopaher Ko Andhera Karke Sone Ka Mazaa Hi Kuch Aur Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa banta jokes in hindi Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab kya hota hai? Banta santa se: nahi pata. Santa banta se: Are aaj kal har jagah MBA ki dhoom machi hai. banta: bata phir. Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab "Mai Bhi Anna"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa kumbh k mele me pray kar raha tha... . . Hey prabhu nayay karo.. . . Hey prabhu nayay karo... . . . . Hamesha Bhai-Bhai bichadte hai kabhi pati-patni pe bhi to try karo...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aurto se bhari hui 1bus palat gyi, sari mar gyin. Sab k husband 1-1 ghanta roye par Santa 2 ghanta roya.. Q? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Q k santa ki wife se bus miss ho gyi thi;-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Frnd-Fir Tune kya kiya? Santa-Mene unse kaha salo 1-1 karke Aao. Frnd-Phir? Santa-Phir kya,Salo ne 1-1 karke dubara Peeta !.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:- Humne Ek Aisi Cheez Banayi Hai Jis Se Hum Diwar Ke Us Paar Dekh Sakte Hain, . . Angrez:- Wow ! Wo Kya Hai... ? . . . . Santa:- SURAAKH. HaHaHa.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya.. . 1 Admi ne pucha:" santa, Kya Darwaza Bechnahai.. ?? . Santa:" Nhi Tala Khulwana hai.. Chabi gum ho gye hai.. Hanso mat Joke abhi aage hai.. . . . . Admi santa se:" Agar ghar me chor ghus gayato.. ?? . . Santa:" abe Andar kaise jayega darwaza to humare paas hai.. Hahaha ....
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA-Bhiga sa lagta h alam mujhe.. Bhigi si lagti hai subah mujhe.. Bhiga lag raha h saara jahan mujhe.. BANTA-uth saale, bistar par moot diya h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Ye kiska signature hai? "@@@@@@@@@@@@" Santa: Meri mummy ka. Teacher: Aisa kaisa naam hai? Santa: "Ji, JALEBI BAAI"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa And Banta Jungle Mein, Samne Aaya Sher… Banta Ne Sher Ki Aakhon Main Mitti Phenki, Aur Bhaagne Lagaa Aur Santa Ko Bhi Bhaagne Ko Kahaa. Santa : Main Kyu Bhagu, Mitti To Tune Phenki Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
    • 10 years ago



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