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  • Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai. Santa : Par Janab Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA kadhai leke bich raaste khana pakane baitha. Kadhai khali dekh k logo ne pucha saNTAJI kya bana rahe ho? saNTA bola, Sabko bewakoof bana raha hoon.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Manager: What Is Your Qualification..? Santa: Sir I Am PHSD.. Manager: What Do U Mean By PHSD..? Santa: Passed Hight School With Difficulty..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Koi Mobile Pe Tang Krta Tha Snta Ne New Sim Kharid Kr Use Msg Kia Maine Wo Sim Band Kr Dia Hai Ab Tera Bap B Muje Tang Nhi Kr Skta.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Shaam Ko Ghar Aaya Aur Sochne Laga, Ki Aaj Kya Khaas Karna Tha.? Sochta Raha, Sochta Raha, Bahut Socha, Raat Ke 3 Baje Yaad Aaya Ki Aaj Jaldi Sona Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ka ek Buddha padosi accident me mar gaya� Woh uske ghar gaya aur poocha � BODY AAGAYI KYA?� Tabhi body lekar ambulance AA gayi� Santa Bola � Ye Lo ! Uncle ki badi lambi umar hai !!�����
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa achanak do cigrate pene laga.. Wife: do cigrate kyun pe rahe ho? Santa: dost ki yaad aa rahi hai.. Hum dono sath mein pete the. Achanak ek din ek cigrate pene laga.. Biwi: ab kya hua… Santa: bevkuf maine cigrate pene chod di hai!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Faadu Santa Doctor: Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale? . . Santa: Main Kameez Istari Kar Raha Tha, Ke Phone Aa Gaya. Maine Jaldi Mein Phone Ki Jagah Istari Kaan Ko Laga Li . . . Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kaise Jala? . . . . Santa: Ab Ambulance Ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Police:- "Humey pakki Khabar mili hai ki aapke Ghar mein visphotak samagri hai..!!" Santa~ "Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maikey gayi hai..!!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता: मैंने पिछले 20 सालों में एक बात नोट की है. बंता: वह क्या? संता: यार ये रेलवे फाटक जब भी बंद होता है, ट्रेन जरूर आती है.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Banta Ye Shaadi Ke Jode Kon Banta Hai..? Banta: Aasmaan Me Bahgwan Bante Hai, Santa: O Teri Yaar, Galti Ho Gye Banta: Kyu..! Santa: Main To Darji Ko De Aaya..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne Banta se kaha, “Sabse bada challenge kya hai?” Banta replied:Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena, Paas karke dikha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa kumbh k mele me pray kar raha tha... . . Hey prabhu nayay karo.. . . Hey prabhu nayay karo... . . . . Hamesha Bhai-Bhai bichadte hai kabhi pati-patni pe bhi to try karo...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to doctor:" Jab mein sota hu to mere sapne me Live IPL Cricket match aane lagta hai.. . . . . Doctor:" Koi baat nahi ye medicine sone se pehle kha lena.. . . . . . . . Santa:" Kal se khaonga, aaj to final match hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baccha Rote Hue Police Min Complain Likhwane Ke Liye Gaya. Police Wala: Kya Hua. Bacha: Meri Mummy Kho Gayi H. Police: Koi Baat Nahi Beta Ro Mat Chalo Apni Mummy Ke Pehchan Btao Bacha: Jo Unke Sath Ladka H Wo Mere Jaisa H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli STaNd UP Kaun Ho Tum?? . . Santa :- Tum Kaun Ho? . . . Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun. . . . Santa :- Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha. Tere Din Gaye Pagali Ab Laptop Aur LCD Ka Zamana Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- agar main nariyal k ped par chad jaau to engineering colleg ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi Banta- fir hath chod dena to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi.
    • 10 years ago



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