Santa Banta Jokes

Teacher: Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha. Santa: NEIL AMSTRONG. Teacher: Aur doosra…. Santa: Bawli doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga. Langda thodi tha woh.

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Santa Ki Wife To Santa- Aaj Se+ Ka Mann Kr Rha H. Santa- Jaan Aaj Nhi Kal Krenge. Wife- Aaj Q Ni Janu. Santa- Jaan Aaj C0nd*m Lana Bhul Gya. Wife- Teri To Roz Ki Magaj Mari H, Lamination Q Ni Krwa Leta Saale.

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Santa Invested 2 Lakhs In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses. Do U Know What The Business Was? He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!

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Santa Ko Koi Mobile Pe Tang Krta Tha Snta Ne New Sim Kharid Kr Use Msg Kia Maine Wo Sim Band Kr Dia Hai Ab Tera Bap B Muje Tang Nhi Kr Skta.

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History Teacher: "Name some famous Indians who struggled against the British ?" Santa: "Tendulkar,Dravid,Laxman,Sehwag,Dhoni, Raina..." !!!

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Santa Ko Uska Sasur Jute Maar Raha Tha Aadmi : Kyu Maar Rahe Ho? Sasur : Meinie Ise Hospital Se Sms Kiya. Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho. Isne Apne Sare Friends Ko Forward Kar Diya!

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Gadhe :cow2:Ka Bacha Badha Hokar Gadha:cow2: Banta H,
Ullu Ka Ullu, Kutte:dog2: Ka Kutta:dog2:, Or Sher :lion_face:Ka Sher:lion_face:,
Lekin Aadmi Me Ye Khass Baat H Ki,
Wo Badha Hokar Ullu Bhi Ban Sakta H Kutta:dog2:, Gadha:cow2: Or Sher:lion_face: Bhi.

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Santa:Is duniya me kitne desh hain? Banta:Arey pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai “India” Baaki sab to videsh hai.

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Santa Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi. Lekin Job Ke Pehle Din Hi Use Bohat Gaaliyan Padi Aur Dhakke Dekar Job Se Nikal Diya Gaya Kyu Ki Usne Apne Office Mein Pehli Call Kuch Is Tarha Se Attend Kari Thi. Santa With First Caller: “How Can I Help You Sir?” First Caller: “Mera Vodaphone Ka Sim Dhang Se Kaam Nahi Kar Raha.” Santa: “Abe To Airtel Ka Lele Na“

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Santa: Yaar Mere Biwi Mujhe Chod Ke Chale Gaye... Banta: Pakka Tu Uska Khayal Nhi Rkhta Hoga.. Santa: Nhi Yaar... Sagi Behan Ke Tarha Khayal Rkhta Tha Uska..!!

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Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha. Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga. Banta: Haan! Aur Gadha to Dekho, Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai. :-)

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Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit after 1 hour Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai Doctor: Kya khaya tha? Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit

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Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha. Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya? Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.

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Santa Shaam Ko Ghar Aaya Aur Sochne Laga, Ki Aaj Kya Khaas Karna Tha.? Sochta Raha, Sochta Raha, Bahut Socha, Raat Ke 3 Baje Yaad Aaya Ki Aaj Jaldi Sona Tha.

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Banta dairy likh raha tha "aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki, isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me . . . . mama banunga ya mami" :D :D

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Britain Ki Yaatra Kar K Eek Aadmi Club Ko Sab Kuch Bta Raha Tha,
Ki Waha Hafte Mein Bill Aate H. Dudd, Parchun Sab , Wo Salary Bhi,
Masik Hi Milt H.
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Tabhi Ek Aadmi Or Ladki.
:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:

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Beta:Papa Madam Ne aj Ek Sawal Poocha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe malum Tha Sardar:Mera Shona Puttar, Sawal Kya Tha ??? Beta:Madam Ne Pucha, Black Board K Paas Potty Kisne Ki Hai

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Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs.. Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_ Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ?

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Taxi Wala: Sir Sorry Main Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya. Santa: Oye Paji Koi Gal Nahi Main Bhi Apna Batwa Ghar Bhul Gaya Hu.

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While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No, theres nothing down here Send As Email.

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