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  • Ek Chor Chori Karne Santa Ke Ghar Me Ghusa.. Santa- Kaun Hai Chor- Miyaau Santa- Kaun Hai Chor- Miyaau Santa- Kaun Hai Be Chor- Saale Billi Hu Billi ...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa To Banta.. Santa-: Mere Mama Ne Mujhse Choti Si Baat Pe Rishta Tod Diya.. . . Banta-: Kyu..?? Kya Kaha Unhone..? . . . Santa-: Unhone Kaha . . . . . . Mungfali Me Dana Nahi, Hum Tumhare Mama Nahi.. Hahahaha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Banta Se: Jab Mein Marr Jau To Samne Wale Pariwar Ko Jarur Bulana. Banta: Kyu? Santa: Unke Ghar Ki Ladies Murde Se Lipat Lipat Ke Roti H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall. Banta: wat happened? Santa: tu bhi kar, wahan poster laga hai, scratch & win a bmw
    • 10 years ago



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  • Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai, Santa- Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche hatao!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Introduces His Family :- 1.) Ye Meri Biwi GOOGLE KAUR Ek Sawal Pucho To Das Jawab Deti Hai 2) Ye Mera Beta FACEBOOK SINGH Ghar Ki Har Baat Poore Muhalle Tak Pahuchata Hai 3) Aur Ye Meri Beti TWITTER KAUR. Pura Muhalla Raat Din Ise Follow Karta Hai 4) Aur Main Hu santa urf ORKUT SINGH Ab Mujhe Koi Puchta Hi Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • banta ki shadi me bar-bar pani pilaya ja rha tha santa bhukh se pareshan hokar chilaya: Bhai Biryani milegi kya? Pani Gale me Atak gaya hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to banta-Hum dono me kya rishta he Banta- jo besan or pakode ka he Santa-wo kese Banta-Qki jab besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA he
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Banta Bhai Aj Hum Log Tab Tak Piyenge Jab Tak Samne Vale Ped 3 Ke 6 Nahi Dikhte?? Waiter: Bus Karo Salo Smne 1 Hi Ped Hai..ab Kya Pura Jungle Banaoge
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Jab mai mar jaun to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana. Banta: Kyun??? Santa: Yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain. K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता: यार तेरी लाइफ में कोई लड़की क्यूं नहीं आती? बंता(शायराना अंदाज में): जिंदगी हमारी यूं सितम हो गई, खुशी ना जानें कहां दफन हो गई, बहुत लिखी खुदा ने लोगों की तकदीर में मोहब्बत, जब हमारी बारी आई तो स्याही खत्म हो गई.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa public toilet gaya Diwar p likha tha Duniya Chand p pahuch gai or Tum yha bethe ho? Santa niche likh aya Bas Ye kr k Ham b ja rhe h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Station jane ke kitne loge? Ricksha wala: 50 Santa: 20 le lo. Ricksha wala: 20 mein kon le ke jayega. Santa: Tum peche betho hum le ke jayega..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai. Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya. Teacher- wo bag kisne feka? Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau???
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : yar tu kabhi kisi shok sabha mein gaya kya? Banta:Ha Yaar, Bade badtamiz logaAte H waha,main 2 ghante baitha Par kisine mujse has k baat tak Nhi ki. :P:D,,,,
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Chini was in hospital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died. SANTA went china 2 know the meaning, that was:- KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
    • 10 years ago



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