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  • jabardast Joke.. Bnta to Snta..;)) Bnta:"Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet me jabardast gas ban gyi h.. Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha h.. . Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne v bade smartly trick se gane ki dhun me dhun milate hue releas kr di.. . Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla..:p jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor rhe h Aur achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki.. . . . . . . . Gana to aapne Headphone par Chalaya tha...:p:D :O :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua? Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi Hai, Liver Mein Pain Ho Raha Hai Doc: Daroo Peete Ho?? Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg Hi Banana.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girlfrnd-Apke bina mera zee nahi lagta Santa:Zee nahi lagta to isme kya hai sony ya star plus laga lo wo bhi achhe channel hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Shaadi Mein Khana Khane Gaya Par Samane Salad Ka Counter Dekh Kar Wapis Aa Gaya Baahar Aakar Bola O Banta, Abhi To Sabzi Hi Kat Rahi He
    • 10 years ago



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  • JUNG main SANTA ne bulet proof jacket ki jagah machrdani pehani. BANTA-aisa kyu? SANTA-jisme machar nahi ghus sakta usme goli kaise gusegi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bus Accident Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya. Bahut dard ho raha hai. Santa: Abey chup baith. Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya, Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Police..: hume aapke ghar ki talaashi leni hai, suna hai k aapke ghar mein visfotak saamagri hai. Santa....:Khabar to pakki he, par abhi wo maike gyi huyi hai..:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya".. Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8.. Agle din kendi 6+2=8.. fir kendi 4+4=8 ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mujhe kya padheygi..:-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss Gaya hu.. Banta: Wo Kaise? Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!.......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala? Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi. Pasenger-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The. Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa aur Banta salon ke baad mile Pata chala dono ki shadi ho gayi hai. Santa: Kaisi hai tumhari BV? Banta: Swarg ki apsara hai or teri? Santa: Meri to abhi Zinda hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:-Ek Bus Ke Piche Teji Se Baag Raha Tha Aakhir Mein Usne Bus Pakad Hi Li. Vo Driver Ke Pass Gaya Or Usko Bola – “Ye Bus Teri Ma Lagti Hai?” Driver Bola: “Nahi” Santa: “Behan Lagdi Hai?” Driver: “Nahi” Santa: “ Biwi?” Driver: “Nahi” Santa: “To Saale Fir Chadne Kyu Nahi Deta.“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa On Phone: Doctor My Wife Is Pergnant. She Is Having Pain Right Now. Doctor: Is This Her First Child? Santa: No This Is Her Husband Speaking
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Ek Bat Bata ?
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    Banta : Haan Puchh !
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    Santa : Yaar Log Sharab Kyun Pite Hain
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    Banta : Ab Log Sharab Kha To Nahi Sakte.
    Isliye Pite Hain ;-)
    :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता अपने पिता के सामने सिगरेट पी रहा था, लोगों ने कहा कि आप अपने पिता के सामने सिगरेट पी रहे हो? संता- वो मेरे पिता हैं, कोई पेट्रोल पम्प नहीं..
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA OR RAILAY TT. Train chali santa ek dibbe mein chad gaya. TT. Bola- najar nahi aata ye ladig dibba hai. SANTA- Sorry ji muje laga aap mard ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Cafe Mein 1 Ladki Se I Love You Kaha Ladki Ne Chanta Mara Aur Boli: Kya Bola? To Santa Rote Hue Bola: Jab Suna Nahi Tune To Chanta Kyu Mara?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Ek Beautiful Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Jaake Usey Kiss Kar Daala ! . . Girl:- Stupid Kya Kar Rahe Ho !!? . . . . . . . . Santa:- B.C A Final Year...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Apne Kutte Ko Lekar Hotel Ke Ander Gaya, Manager Bola- Iss Gadhe Ko Apne Sath Ku Laye Ho ? Aadmi: Pagal Hue Ho Yeh Gadha Nahi Kutta H, Manager- Chup Raho, Mein Tumse Nahi Kutte Se Baat Kar Raha Hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Kaam wali Shanti ko bulao...! . . . . . . . . . . . Wife: Kyun? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, . . . . . . Raat mein dawa khane ke baad Shanti ke saath so jaana..:P
    • 10 years ago



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