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  • :: Best santa banta jokes in Hindi :: Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ? Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua, Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.........
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  • Snta:Samose K Andar Ka Aalu Kha Rha Tha, Bnta: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?? Snta:Dctr Ne Mujhe Bahar Ka Khana khane ko Mna Kiya h
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher (Giving instruction)- Start Computer. Santa- I did. Teacher- Now open My Computer. Santa- Miss, where is your computer?...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Snta Ko 1 Road Accident K Jurm Me Girftaar Kar Liya Jata Hai. Judge- Ye Acident Ki Ghatna Kese Ghati? Snta- Sir Mai Kuch Nhi Janta Mein To So Rha Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Army training k dauran 1 officer ne Santa se pucha :- yeh hath me kya hai ? Santa :- Sir yeh banduk hai. Officer :- yeh banduk nhi tumhari izzat or shaan hai, tumhari Ma hai Maa !!!! then officer to another sipahi ( Banta ):- yeh tumhare haath me kya hai ? Banta :- sir, yeh Santa k Ma hai or hamari Aunty hai Aunty.......:-D chetan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Cafe Mein 1 Ladki Se I Love You Kaha Ladki Ne Chanta Mara Aur Boli: Kya Bola? To Santa Rote Hue Bola: Jab Suna Nahi Tune To Chanta Kyu Mara?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ki tapasya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole - 'VAR MANGO VATS' Santa - prabhu ! Jaisa aap soch rhe hai me vaisa nhi hu... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE :-
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta : Kal Mujhe 10 Logo Ne Peeta Santa : Phir Tune Kya Kiya Banta : Maine Kha Saalon Aik Aik Karke Ao Santa : Phir Banta : Phir Kya Saalone, Aik Aik Karke Dubaara Peeta.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? SANTA: Phone karte waqt.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa after looking a slim girl- Chehra tera khas nahi, Haddiyo me tera mass nahi, Propose main tujhe khak karu… 14 feb tk tere jeene ki aas nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai, Lala:ha, santa:acha vala hai, Lala:ha, Santa: achi quality ka hai, Lala:ha bhai ha, Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..
    • 10 years ago



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  • :: Santa Banta Funny SMS :: santa: Meri billi mar gai banta: kese mari santa: Maine use nahala diya tha banta- nahalne se b kahi billi marti h banta- Maine nahalane k bad use nichod b tha
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  • Policeman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk… ? Santa: It’s Too Dangerous To Drive On Street Alot Of Accidents Are Happening Now A Dayz
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  • Punjab Police ka jalwa... Santa Taalaab me nanga naha raha tha.. Police-Chal oye baahar aakar kapde pehen le teri Talaashi leni hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • पप्पू:-यार ! मैं जो भी काम शुरू करता हूं
    मेरी बीवी बीच में आ जाती है ।
    संता:-तू ट्रक:truck: चला कर देख,
    शायद किस्मत साथ दे दे |
    :smiley::smiley::smiley:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha Police=kya Kar Rahe Ho ? Santa=abbu K Liye Dua, Police=ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai Santa=abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.........
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santo : Mera Pati Neend Mein Badbadata H. Tumhara To Aisa Nahi Karta Na Behan? Banto: Mera To Usse Bhi Bura Karta H, Wo To Neend Mein Bolte Bhi Nahi H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Interviewer: Just Imagine, You Are In 8th Floor, It Caught Fire, How Will You Escape? Santa: Its Very Simple, I Will Stop My Imagination..!!
    • 10 years ago



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