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  • SANTA Cigarette chupa kar: Batawo Mere Hath Me kya hai? BANTA :Rail Gadi SANTA :TumHe kaise Pata chala? BANTA :Maine Dhuwan Niklte DekhA Tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ke Bete Ka Acident Ho Gaya Dr: Aapke Bete K Pair Katne Padenge.. Santa Ne Apna Sir Pakda. Dr: Kya Hua Santa: Kal Hi Nalayak Ko Chapal Dilai Thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa bakri charavto to. Banta – aa bakari o ne kya lai jay 6? S– School lai jav 6u. B– Mane pagal smjyo 6 k su.?aje to Sunday 6.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? . . . . . . . O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne ~ F A M O U S ~ T A T T O O ~ S H O P ~ me Girlfriend ka naam apne haath par likhwaya "Latest Tattoo Designs" me. Ghar aane ke baad jor jor se rone laga, Banta: kyun rorahe ho? Santa: Abey, Girlfriend ki spelling galat ho gaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane Hai. Mobile Shop Wala : Memory Card Hai Kya? Santa : Sochne Ke Baad . . . . . Nahi Memory Card Nahi Hai, RASHAN CARD Chalega?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi Kyun... Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ane Tena 2 Mitro Bike Par Jai Rahya Hata. Trafik Police Emne Roke Chhe. Santa Gusse Thai Ne- Pala Thi 3 Besya Chhe Tane Kya Matha Par Besadu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ki Wife Mar gai Banta Usko Chup Karane K Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye Santa-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa Banta-Q? Santa-Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krna H
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA ELECTRIC SHOP ME- 2 PANKHE DENA 1 LADIES OR 1 GENTS. SALESMAN-PANKHO ME LADIES OR GENTS NHI HOTA SANTA-KESE NHI HOTA 1 BAJAJ KA DE OR EK Usha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Kasai Chicken Kabab Bectha Tha. Weh Milawat Ke Iljam Mein Pakda Gaya. Adalat Mein Usne Qabul Kiya Ki Weh Murge Ke Meet Mein Kisi Aur Ka Meet Milata Tha. Judge : Aur Kis Chij Ka Meet ? Kasai: Kutte Ka Hujur. Judge: Kitni Milawat Karte The. Kasai: Barabar Ki Judge: Kya Matlab? Kasai: Ek Murga, Ek Kutta
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Goes To Buy A Underwear! On Choosing One He Asks: How Much For This? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey Bhai Daily Wear Dikhaao.! Party Wear Nahi Chahiye!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1baar Santa Kahi Ja Raha Tha Ki 1diwar Pr Padha "Padhne Wala Gadha" Santa Ko Bohat Gussa Aya, Usne Mitakr Likh Diya- "Likhne Wala Gadha" :
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA 2 DOCTOR-tum bina dard kiye daat nikal sakte ho? DOCTR-No! SANTA-me nikal sakta hu DOCTR-vo kese? SANTA-ha ha ha Ha..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता ने एक रात अचानक उठकर अपनी पत्नी से पूछाः यह बताओ, किस तरह की मौत अच्छी है, तड़प-तड़प कर मरना या झटपट मर जाना? पत्नीः ये रात के वक्त कैसे-कैसे सवाल पूछते हो, झटपट मर जाना ज्यादा अच्छा है... संताः ठीक है तो अपनी दूसरी टांग भी मेरे ऊपर रख दो.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa seedi par chade hue ghar ki chat pot rahe the| Banta vaha aaya| Banta- “Santa, tumne brush majbooti se pakda hua hai na?” Santa- “Haan! Kyu?” Banta- “Mai thodi der ke liye seedi le jaa raha hu|”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Santa- Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
    • 10 years ago



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