Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Apne Kutte Ko Lekar Hotel Ke Ander Gaya,
Manager Bola- Iss Gadhe Ko Apne Sath Ku Laye Ho ?
Aadmi: Pagal Hue Ho Yeh Gadha Nahi Kutta H,
Manager- Chup Raho, Mein Tumse Nahi Kutte Se Baat Kar Raha Hu.
:: Best santa banta jokes in Hindi ::
Santa2Banta:
SANTA- maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !!
Banta: Wo Kya?
Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai
Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.
"Darling" said Santa to his new bride.
"Now that we are married,
do you think you can live on my small income?".
"Ofcourse dearest", she replied.
"But what will you live on?"
Santa:- santa ghar ka darwaja
:
Ukhadkar bazaar mai legaya.
:
Ek aadmi ne pucha:-
:
Kaha ja rehe ho,Darwaja bechna hai.
:
Santa:- nahi bhai Tala khulwana hai..
Santa suffering from cold was shivering.
His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai
Santa: Mera Ghar Itna Bada Hai Ki
Usme Local Train Chalti Hai.
Banta: Yeh To Kuchh Bhi Nahi Hai,
Mera Ghar Itna Bada Hai Ki
Agar Ek Se Dusre Kone Chale Jaao To
Roaming Lagti Hai.
Santa was looking at a painting for a long time
of a naked woman with leaves covering the body,
he was asked what he was doing
and he answered: Waiting for autumn.
Banta: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai,
Rishtey k liye 1dabaye, Mangni k liye 2dabye, Shadi k liye 3dabye.
Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Banta: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye..!
Santa Ko piles Ho Gaya.
Hakim: Marham Lagwane Roj Aana Padega.
Hakim Ne Usko 4Din Marham Lgaya Aur Kaha: Ab Kafi Theek Ho, Baqi Biwi Se Lgwa Lena.
Agle Din Preeto Marham Lgane Lagi To Usne Ek Haath Santa Ke Kandhe Pr Rakha, Aur Dusre Se Marham Lgane Lagi To Santa Ne Pucha: Tera Ek Haath Kandhe Pr Hai Dusra Kaha Hai?
Preeto: "Us Se Marham Lga Rahi Hun.
Santa Chonk Kr Bola: "Oh, Hakim Ki Behan Ka Thullu, Uske To Dono Haath Mere Kandhe Pr Hote The.!! :D
santa : yaar banta ye automaticlly kya hota hai
banta : are bevkoof tujhe itna bhi nahi pata
jab auto mein koi takly baith jati hai na to use aotumaticlly kehte hai