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  • Santa: banta bhai aj hum log tab tak piyenge jab tak samne vale ped 3 ke 6 nahi dikhte?? Waiter: bus karo salo smne 1 hi ped hai..ab kya pura jungle banaoge..
    • 10 years ago



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  • :: Best santa banta jokes in Hindi :: Santa- tumne itne chhote-Chhote baal Q katwaye? Banta- naai ke paas 3 rupye khulle nahin the, to main bola 3 rupay ke aur kaat de.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala? Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi. Pasenger-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The. Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge? Banta: A Cockroach Santa: Why? Banta: Yaar Meri Biwi Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Meri Wife Mujhe Naukar Samajhne Lagi Hai Batao Main Kya Karun? Banta: Karna Kya Hai, 2-4 Ghar Aur Pakad Aur Apna Dhandha Jama Le.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Raja Dashrath ki teen raniyaan thi. Wife: Toh? Santa: Toh main do shadiyaan aur kar sakta hoon! Wife: Soch lo. Draupadi ke 5 pati they. Santa: Tu bhi naa, dil pe le leti hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Britain Ki Yaatra Kar K Eek Aadmi Club Ko Sab Kuch Bta Raha Tha,
    Ki Waha Hafte Mein Bill Aate H. Dudd, Parchun Sab , Wo Salary Bhi,
    Masik Hi Milt H.
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    Tabhi Ek Aadmi Or Ladki.
    :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Banta Ko Thappad Mara Banta-Ye Tune Mazak Me Maara Ya Seriously Santa-Seriously Banta-Fir Thik Hai,Muze Mazak Bilkul Pasand Nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Bank me khata kholne gaya… Form me 1 sawal tha- ‘Is Bank me Khata kholne ki vajah?’ Santa ne likha,”Aapki Khubsurat Cashier”
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता - मुझे संस्कृत सीखा |
    पंडित - क्यों ?
    संता - देवता ओ की भाषा है, स्वर्ग में जरुरत पड़ेगी |
    पंडित - अगर नर्क गया तो ?
    संता - हरियाणवी तो आती है |
    :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Boyfrnd-girlfrnd kya hota hai ? Banta-Kuch nahi bas ladka-ladki hote hai, jisme ek muskurati hai Aur ek kharcha karta rehta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa apne bete ko cycle par baitha kar rulaye ja raha tha. Kisi ne pucha tumhara beta kyo ro raha h. santa ne kaha CYCLE me ghanti nahi hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to banta- hum dono me kya rishta hai Banta- jo besan or pakode ka hai Santa-wo kese Banta-Qki jab besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kr Dega Banta:Q? Santa:Baar Baar Dikhata Hai Battery Low Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa: doc last night i had s** with a girl.. but today susu not coming..it has blocked.. . . . . Doctor aft checking: lofar remove the condom first.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Electric Shop me: 2 pankhe dena 1 ladies or 1 Gents. Salesman: pankho me ladies or gents nhi hota. Santa: Saale kaise nhi hota 1 BAJAJ ka de or 1 USHA ka
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Girl Fasi Laga rhi thi, Santa ne Window se Dekha, Socho Santa kya bola hoga? . . Sirf latkne se height nhi bdhegi mumy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Aaj Meri Bakri Ne Anda Diya Banta:Bakri Kab Se Anda Dene Lagi H Santa:Hum V.I.P Log H Humne Apni Murgi Ka Naam Bakri Rakha hai.
    • 10 years ago



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