Santa achanak do cigrate pene laga..
Wife: do cigrate kyun pe rahe ho?
Santa: dost ki yaad aa rahi hai.. Hum dono sath mein pete the.
Achanak ek din ek cigrate pene laga..
Biwi: ab kya hua…
Santa: bevkuf maine cigrate pene chod di hai!!
Santa Went To Interview For FBI Agent.
Interviewer: “Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?”
Santa: “Thanks For Giving The Job Sir, I Would
Immediately Start Investigation.“
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Santa : Main Ek Larki Ko 5 Lack Rupees De Kar,
Usse Daily Interest Leta Hu.
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Tum Log Bhi Aisa Kro; Bara Maja Aayega,
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Interest Ka Matlab Byaaj
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Tum Kya Soch Rhe The U Dirty Mind.
Golu or Molu Bahut Achhe Dost Thhe Par Achanak Ek Hi Din Dono Mar Jate Hai Aur Ikathe Narak Mein Pahunchte Hai.
Golu Ne Molu Ko Dekha Aur Hairan Hote Hue Pucha.
Golu: ��Abe Tu Kaise Mara?��
Molu: ��Thand Se, Aur Tu?��
Golu: ��Mene Aatam Hatya Ki��
Molu: ��Kyu Be, Tu To Achha Bhala Tha Aur Khushi Se Jee Raha Thha?��
Golu: ��Yaar, Mujhe Laga Meri Biwi Ka Kisi Se Affair Hai, Ek Din Shaq Hone Pe Chaapa Maara Par Koi Nahi Tha, Sharm Ke Mare Maine Aatm-Hatya Kar Li��
Molu Ne Golu Ko Zor Se Thapad Mara Aur Bola.
��HARAMKHOR Agar Fridge Khol Ke Dekha Hota, To Na Tu Sharm Se Marta Aur
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Na Mein Thand Se�� :-D :-D
Santa bar bar apni windows ka
Pasword bhool jata
tha.
Aik baar usne socha mein apni
windows ka pasword
kya rakhon jo kabhi na bholun.
Usne pasword rakha INCORRECT ...
Ab jab bhi wo ghalat pasword enter
karta
Computer usey khud bata deta
"Ur pasword is Incorrect"
Santa Rocked
Computer Shocked
Santa :~ Aaj TV Par 30 Feet Ka Saap Dikhane Wale Hai.....!!
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Banta :~ Ha Yaar...!!
Par Me Nahi Dekh Paunga...!!
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Santa :~ Kyu ...........??
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Banta :~ Kyunki Mera TV To Sirf 21 inch Ka Hi Hai Na....!!
Apple Wala: 100 Rs. Ke 10 apple Le Lo.
Santa: Kuch Kam Karo Yaar !
Apple Wala: aap Jaan Pahchan Wale Ho Is Liye
aapko 70 Rs. Ke 7 De Dunga
Santa: Thanx
Waris ali*
Salesman – Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?
Santa – Nahi..Nahi! hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!
Aaj powder denge to kal DEO mangega…
Santa Banta Aur Pappu Picnic ParGaye
Wahan Ja Kar Yaad Aaya Ke Pepsi To Ghar Bhool Gaye, .
Decide Kiya Ke Pappu Ja Kar Pepsi Le Aaye, .
Pappu:- Main Is Shart Par JaungaKi Tum Mere Aane Tak Samose Nhi Khaoge... .
Dono Ne Kaha Theek Hai,
1 Din Guzar Gaya Pappu Nhi Aaya,2 Din GuzarGaye 2no Ne Socha KeAb Samose Kha Lene Chahiye, Dono Ne Jaise Hi Samosa Uthaya...
Pappu Ped Ke Peche Se Nikal Ke Bola... .
Aise Karoge To Main Nhi Jaonga..
Santa went to interview for FBI agent.
Interviewer: “who killed abraham
lincoln?”
Santa: “thanks for giving the job sir, i
would immediately start
investigation.“