Santa Banta Jokes

RAILWAY INTERVIEW ———————— Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek hi line pe aa gayi to kya karoge? Santa:- Ji,, red light dikhaunga.. Interviewer:- Red light na ho to? Santa:- Torch dikhaunga.. Interviewer:- Torch na ho to? Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga. Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na hui to? Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga. Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun? Santa:- Ji, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi.. .

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interviewer- where does d sun go in the Night Santa- it doesn’t go anywer. Intrvr- superb pls continue. Santa- bcoz of darkness v r unable 2 c it!

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Santa cigarate piche chupakar bola bata mere hath me kya hai? Banta: Rail gadi Santa: Tujhe kaise pata Banta: Mene Dhuan nikalte dekha tha.!

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Santa: banta bhai aj hum log tab tak piyenge jab tak samne vale ped 3 ke 6 nahi dikhte?? Waiter: bus karo salo smne 1 hi ped hai..ab kya pura jungle banaoge..

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Santa ne underwear dho k padosan ki salwar k pass sukhne dal di Aur aawaz di- Bhabhi jab tum salwar utaro mujhe awaz de dena. Main bhi underwear utaar lunga.

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Santa ~Apka Kutta To Sher Jaisa Dikhta Hai Kya Khilate Ho Ise,..? Banta ~Abe Wo Sher Hi Hai Saala Pyaar-wyaar K Chakkar Me Kutte Jaisa Dikhne Laga Hai.

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Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya. Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya? Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai? Santa: 3 mahine. Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko? Santa: 3 mahine. Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua? Santa: 3 mahine baad. Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye? Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye! time ka pata hi nahi laga?

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Santa apni biwi ko maar raha tha.. Ek admi ne pucha kyu maar rahe ho?? Santa:Docter ne kaha hai, Isko dawai koot ke deni hai.

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History Teacher: "Name some famous Indians who struggled against the British ?" Santa: "Tendulkar,Dravid,Laxman,Sehwag,Dhoni, Raina..." !!!

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santa standing on platform, studdenly jumps or railway track. man- marega kya? santa- saale marega to tu, suna nahi train platform pe aa rahi h.

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Santa: Meri Billi Mar Gayi Banta: Kaise Mari Santa: Maine Use Nahala Diya Tha Banta- Nahalne Se Bhi Kahi Billi Marti Hai Kya Santa- Maine Nahalane K Bad Use Nichoda Bhi Tha

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latest sms jokes ‚‚ BANTA-tera history da paper kaisa hua ? SANTA-’bhout bura’, Saalo ne mere birth se B phale K question puch rakhe the.

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~.~ santa banta short jokes ~.~ santa:aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai! banta:bakri kaise anda de sakti hai? santa:Arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri rakha hai

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Santa: I got upper birth have not slept in nite. Banta: Y did not u try 2 xchange. Santa: There was nobody 2 xchange in lower birth.

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Techer:" 1869 Me Kya Hua?? Banta:" Gandhi Ji Ka Janm . . Techer:" Good! Baith Jao . . . Techer(santa Se):" Btao 1872 Me Kya Hua . . . Santa:" Gandhi Ji 3 Saal K Ho Gaye.

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Banta: Ye Chaku Kyu Ubaal Rahe Ho.? Santa: Suicide Karne Ke Liye! Banta: To Fir Ubaalne Ki Kya Zarurat Hai.? Santa: Kahi Infection Na Ho Jaye!

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Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge? Santa: Shadi. . Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge? Santa:”DADDY “@Hushain2

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EK DIN SANTA RU RAHA THA BANTA: KYU RU RAHE HO BHAI SANTA: HATI MAR GAYA BHAI BANTA :KYG PHALTU HATI THA BANTA: NAHI BHAI USKA KABAR KHUDANE JA KAM MERE KO MELA HAI

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Santa Goes To Buy A Underwear! On Choosing One He Asks: How Much For This? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey Bhai Daily Wear Dikhaao.! Party Wear Nahi Chahiye!

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Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village. Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur Village? Santa- Oh Den,We Need A River Too!

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