Santa Banta Jokes

santa- 1 chor ne mujhe chaku dikha k lut liya, banta- tera pas to hamesha gun hoti hai, santa- ha 2 lakh ki hai mene chupali thi vrna harami vo b le jate.

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Ek Aurat Padosan Se Boli 5 Ghante Ho Gaye Mere Pati Ko Sabji Kharidne Bazar Gaye H.Abhi Tak Nahi Lote. Mujhe Chinta Ho Rahi H.
Padosan : Iss Mein Chinta Ki Kya Baat H Apne Padosi Ko Pata Lo.
Father Ne Church Mein Updesh Diya Tha.
Maine Kaha Mein To Karti Hu Father Lekin Uski Biwi Aitraj Karti H.
:grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:

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Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday. Im Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out, What To Do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine She Came Back.

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Santa proposing a Girl:Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl:Tameez se baat karo Santa:Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi

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Ghar Mein Kaam Kar Rahe Bijli Wale Ko.
Mein Tumhe Pehle Samjha Rahi Hu.
Ek Ghante Mein Mera Pati Ghar Aa Jayega.
Lekin Madam: Mein To Kuch Bhi Nahi Kar Raha Hu, Aadmi Ghabrakar Bola.
Esliye To Tumhe Bata Rai Ho.
:heart::heart::heartpulse::heart::heart:

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Santa: I got upper birth have not slept in nite. Banta: Y did not u try 2 xchange. Santa: There was nobody 2 xchange in lower birth.

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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai

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Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

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Ek Aadmi Badhi Der Tak Bolne Ke Baad Jab Stage Se Niche Utra,
To Ek Firangi News Reporter Ne Pucha,
Aapke Yaha To Neta Bahut Der-Der Tak Bolte H,
Tab Uss, Aadmi Ne Muskura Kar Jawab Diya,
Netaji To Abhi Aayenge. Abhi To Mick Testing Chal Rahi Thi.
:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:

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बंता- तुमने इतने छोटे-छोटे बाल क्यों कटवाए? संता- दरअसल नाई के पास 3 रुपये छुट्टे नहीं थे, तो मैंने कहा कि 3 रुपये के और काट दे !!!

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Santa: Sh@d! Kab Hoti H@! ?? Banta: Jab $amy@ @nukul N@ Ho, Rahu, Ketu Or $@n! K! D@$ha Khr@b Ho, Jab A@p K@ M@ngal K@mzor Ho, Aur H@an Bh@gwan Ne Bhi A@p Ke, M@ze Lene K! Th@n L! Ho, U$h $amya Sh@d! Ho J@t! H@!..

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Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life." . Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ? . Santa: My wifes first husband.

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-:Pappu :- Kamine film dekhne ja rahe ho....@papa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . -:Santa:- chhake ki aulad ka trailr dekhne ja raha hun @BetA

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Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.? Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8. Santa: Thank God I Have Only 6 Children..!!

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Santa:lalaji Dettol Soap Hai, Lala:ha, Santa:acha Vala Hai, Lala:ha, Santa: Achi Quality Ka Hai, Lala:ha Bhai Ha, Santa: Thik Hai Hath Dhokar 1 Kg Aata Do..

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Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Santa- Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

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Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

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Santa Ki Wife Mar gai Banta Usko Chup Karane K Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye Santa-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa Banta-Q? Santa-Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krna H

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Santa;-ChaL Bahar ChaLte Hai Tazi Hawa Kha Kar Aayege. - Banta;-Tu ChaL Mai Chamach Aur PLat Lekar Aata Hu..;-)

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Santa ke lips jale hue the Banta: Kaise jale Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha. Banta: To? Santa: Khushi ke mare. Train ke engine ko choom liya.

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