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  • :§:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::§:: Santa: maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha DUKANDAR: to kya usme koi kharabi nikli Santa:mahina ho gya muje khet me boye ab tak murgi nhi ugi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha aayega? Dr: 50 hajar. Santa: Agar plastic hum de to. Dr: (Gusse Se) Saale pighla kar chipka bhi lena!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ka Baap UK se Aya.. Baap- Teri MAA Kahan he ?? . . Santa- Padosi ke Saat Bhag Gayi…!! . . Baap- Tune Mujhe bataya kyu nahi ?? . . Santa – Socha Surprise dunga………..lolz…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai,Apple saath laya hoon.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Mera ghar itna bada hai ki usme local train chalti hai. Banta: Yeh to kuchh bhi nahi hai, mera ghar itna bada hai ki agar ek se dusre kone chale jaao to roaming lagti hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta:" What Is Difference Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop..??? . . . Santa:" COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE.. & WINE Shop Is Ending Or Last Point Of LOVE..:p :O :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: yar,cal rate itna hai ki smbhl-smbhl kr phone lagana padta hai.. Banta: mai to hr roj 10-15 phone aise hi laga deta hai aur mera paisa bhi nahi lagta.. santa: woh kaise? Banta: mai customer care mai no. lagata hu...
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता प्रवचन सुनकर घर आया और पत्नी को गोद में उठा लिया. पत्नी : – क्या गुरूजी ने रोमांस करने के लिए कहा है ? संता : – नहीं पगली, उन्होंने तो कहा है कि अपने दुःख खुद उठाओ …!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi: Santa tadap tadap ke mrne hi wala tha. ki Use yaad aaya.. bijli to 2 din se bnd hai, wapas uth gaya or bola: Sala! dara diya..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ki wife Tours & Travels magazine padhte huye :- Is baar 2nd honeymoon ke liye GREECE trykaren..? Santa: - Kyon..? Sarso ke tel me kya kharabi hai..? Jisko samjha woh thoko LIKE. K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa - My wife died yesterday.. Im trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa: jab main mar jaon to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana. banta: kyun? santa: yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Salesman – Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya? Santa – Nahi..Nahi! hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder denge to kal DEO mangega…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ko piles Ho Gaya. Hakim: Marham Lagwane Roj Aana Padega. Hakim Ne Usko 4Din Marham Lgaya Aur Kaha: Ab Kafi Theek Ho, Baqi Biwi Se Lgwa Lena. Agle Din Preeto Marham Lgane Lagi To Usne Ek Haath Santa Ke Kandhe Pr Rakha, Aur Dusre Se Marham Lgane Lagi To Santa Ne Pucha: Tera Ek Haath Kandhe Pr Hai Dusra Kaha Hai? Preeto: "Us Se Marham Lga Rahi Hun. Santa Chonk Kr Bola: "Oh, Hakim Ki Behan Ka Thullu, Uske To Dono Haath Mere Kandhe Pr Hote The.!! :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha. Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He?? Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa public toilet gya or 1 ghante ke bad nikla Bahar baitha jmidar bola- 20rs. Santa- sale toilet main baitha tha "Cyber cafe" main nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa G Dukandar Se. 1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad, Santa G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara. Dukandar Se Bola, Yeh Naqli Hy, 7up Nahe, 6up, 1 Down Hay
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai. Banta:Haa par mai nahi dekh paunga. Santa:Kyu? Banta:Mera TV toh 21 inch ka hi hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ke Jale Huwe Lips the. KisiNe Pucha Kaise Jale Santa:Wife Ko Station drop krne Gya Tha, Khushi K Mare Train Ke Engine Ko Choom Liya
    • 10 years ago



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