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  • Bunty: Kya Tumhare Pati Din Mein Kisi Bhi Waqt Bhagwan Ka Naam Lete H.
    Babli: Ha We Roj Khana Khane Se Pehle Bhagwan Ka Naam Lete H.
    Babli: Khana Khane Se Pehle Ku?
    Bunty: We Kehte H Bhagwan ! Aaj Phir Hari Sabji:green_apple::green_apple:
    :grinning::grinning::grinning:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Mera Ghar Itna Bada Hai Ki Usme Local Train Chalti Hai. Banta: Yeh To Kuchh Bhi Nahi Hai, Mera Ghar Itna Bada Hai Ki Agar Ek Se Dusre Kone Chale Jaao To Roaming Lagti Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • बंता ने हजामत की दुकान खोली संता शेव कराने आया। बंता- मूंछ रखनी है?? संता- हां... बंता (मूंछ काट कर )- ले रख ले जहां रखनी है!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Meri Wife Mujhe Naukar Samajhne Lagi Hai Batao Main Kya Karun? Banta: Karna Kya Hai, 2-4 Ghar Aur Pakad Aur Apna Dhandha Jama Le.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ki loutri lagi aur Woh ghar pr jakar apni wife se bola... Santa- Agar mere loutri lagi to tum kya karogi. Wife- 50% lekr tumhe chhod dhungi. Santa- yeh le 50 rupye aur nikal yaha se.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SaNTa=Oye Paji Tu Itna Gumsum Kyu Hai? . BaNTa=Soch Raha Hu Aaj Kuch Toofani Karu . SaNTa=Kya Karega? . BaNTa=Tower Pe CHad Ke Potty..;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bar santa bank mein paise jama karne gaya. Officer-ye note fata hai dusra do. Rajesh-main apne account mein jama kar raha hu; fata karu ya naya karu aapko kya matlab hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek raat 2 baje bohot tez baarish ho rahi thi . . santa ne ek aadmi ke ghar ki bell bajai aur pucha : Dhakka laga doge kya plz.......?.? . . aadmi neend me tha isliye mana kar dia aur andar aa gaya . . par fir use guilty feel hua....usne socha kabhi vo khud baarish me fas jaye aur koi uski help na kare to..........?.? wo utha bahar jaa ke bola: Kya tumhe abhi bhi dhakka chahiye....? awaaz aayi :"haan aadmi : thik hai par tum ho kahan.........? .?.? . santa :"YAHAN GARDEN ME JHULE PAR....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua Me India Me Paida Hua America Me Nahi Dost : Q America Me Hota To Kya Hota ? Sardar : Tu B Na Muje English Kaha Aati Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.? Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8. Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only 6 Children..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa - "sir ji, aap apni patni ko party mein kyunahi laate?" Boss - "woh gaon ki hai.." Santa - "Oh sorry, mujhe laga woh sirf aapki hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • :: Santa Banta Funny SMS :: SANTA ki 1 tang ki haddi toot gayi Hospital gaya to waha 1 admi ki dono tange tooti dekhkar bola "Kya aapki 2 biwiyan he"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta:" What Is Difference Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop..??? . . . Santa:" COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE.. & WINE Shop Is Ending Or Last Point Of LOVE..:p :O :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne AC lagwaya. Banta ne pucha abhi to sardi hai? Santa oye maine ulta lagwaya hai, garam hawa andar aur thandi hawa bahar..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Singh met with Banta after many months. Santa to Banta: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...! Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab? Santa : Arre Yaar, I Mean To Say - Long Time No C..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Dials a number A Girl Receives Tha Call. Santa: Who R U...? Girl: Seeta Here. Santa: Sorry Mate.. Maine To Chandigrh Phone Kiya Tha Galte Se Ayodhya Lag Gya!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa In Coffee Shop Wth Wife. Santar: Jldi Pi, Coffee Thandi Ho Jaye Gi. Wife: Ki Frk Painda Hai? Srdar: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh Hot Coffee Rs.15 Cold Coffee.45
    • 10 years ago



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  • SNTA-Aisi Chiz Ka Nam Bta Jo Laal Ho Aur Trin Trin Krti Ho BNTA-Telephone Santa-Galat Banta-To Fir Santa-TAMATAR,Trin Trin To Confuse Krne K Lie Bola tha By -nripendebnath
    • 10 years ago



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