संता ने एयरलाइन के ऑफिस में फ़ोन किया.. रिसेप्शनिस्ट ने फ़ोन उठाया। .. संता: चंडीगढ़ से मुंबई तक कितनी देर का सफर है? .. रिसेप्शनिस्ट: एक मिनट सर। .. संता ने फ़ोन काट दिया और बड़बड़ाया.. “पी कर बैठी है, कमीनी।” :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
Titanic was sinking. Santa: How much the earth is far from here?
Banta: 1 kilo meter.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"
Banta: Downwards!
Santa: Yaar Banta Ye Shaadi
Ke Jode Kon Banta Hai..?
Banta: Aasmaan Me Bahgwan Bante Hai,
Santa: O Teri Yaar, Galti Ho Gye
Banta: Kyu..!
Santa: Main To Darji Ko De Aaya..!
Teacher-santa,agar samundar me nimbu kaa ped ho to nimbu kaise todoge. santa-chidiya bankar. Teacher-insaan ko chidiya tumhara baap banayga? Santa-samundar me ped aapka baap banayga.
Santa Biology Padhte Hue 1 Sawal Aaya.
Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hai.
Banta - Kuch Der Sochte Hu.
Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj Dhup Me,
Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho Jayenge.
Santa achanak do cigrate pene laga..
Wife: do cigrate kyun pe rahe ho?
Santa: dost ki yaad aa rahi hai.. Hum dono sath mein pete the.
Achanak ek din ek cigrate pene laga..
Biwi: ab kya hua…
Santa: bevkuf maine cigrate pene chod di hai!!