Shikar Karne Ke Liye Jungal Jate Samay Ek Sajjan
Apne Bete Ko Bhi Sath Lete Gaye, Jungal Mein Rasta
Bhul Jane Ke Karan We Raat Tak Bhatkate Rahe Phir
Apne Bete Se Bole- Mein To Rasta Bhul Gaya Hu.
Tu Kyu Bematlab Bhatak Raha H? Ghar Kyu Nahi Chala Jata.
:§:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::§::
Santa: maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha
DUKANDAR: to kya usme koi kharabi nikli
Santa:mahina ho gya muje khet me boye ab tak murgi nhi ugi
Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka
Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko
Hi Qatl Kar Diywa.
Kyunki Biwi Ki
Undergarments Mein
Likha Tha:
100% Soft & Silky.
Tested By CHAND &
SONS.
Kaun Kitna Kanjoos Hai Iss Baat Ko
Lekar Santa Aur Banta Ke Beech Behas
Ho Rahi Thi.
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Banta: “ Main Itna Kanjoos Hoon Ke
Apne Honeymoon ParAkela Hi Chala
Gaya Aur Apne Paise Bachaye.. :D
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Santa: “ Arrey Ye Bhi Koi Kanjoosi Hui,
Meri Sun, Maine Apni Biwi Ko Apne
Dost Ke Sath Bejh Diya Aur Poore Paise
Bachaye...
Santa Ki Wife Mar gai
Banta Usko Chup Karane K Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye
Santa-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa
Banta-Q?
Santa-Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krna H
Santa In Coffee Shop With Wife..!
Santa: Jaldi Pi, Coffee Thandi
Ho Jayegi..
Wife: Ki Fark Painda Hai.?
Santa: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh..!
Hot Coffee = Rs 15
Cold Coffee = Rs 45
Santa to Banta - tumko
kisi se pyar hua hai ?
Banta - haa yaar par vo
manti hi nahi,
Kyu kya kaheti he,
Kaheti hai "I love u 2"
Pata nahi sala ye dusra
kon hai...
Santa and Banta in a football stadium..
Santa: Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
Banta: goal kar rahe hain!!!
Santa:’lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain, aur kitni gol Karenge?’
Santa ka Promotion Inspector
se DSP
ho gya, Ghar aa kar Wife ko
aise andaz se
btaya, k Wife Behosh Hogae.
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Bola:Aaj se Tu DSP k sath
Soyegi…!!! xD
santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar
Santa: pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga
fir MA fir Phd karwaunga
fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.
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Banta: fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo
Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li,
Loan nahi chuka paya to
bank wale car utha kar le gaye,
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Udas santa-
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pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan leke
karta...!!
Santa in bmw at Petrol
Pump:"5 Rupaiye Ka petrol daal
do." . . . . .
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Pump wala (gusse me):"Itna sara
petrol
dalwa ke kahaan jana
hai?" ;> . . . .. . .
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Santa: "Jaana kahi nahi hai pagle,
Hum to aise hi paise udaate