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  • Chain msg by santa: Plz is msg ko itna fwd krain k Meri girlFrnd tk paunch jaye . . “Preeto Tune Sim Change Kr K acha nhi kiya”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne AC lagwaya. Banta ne pucha abhi to sardi hai? Santa oye maine ulta lagwaya hai, garam hawa andar aur thandi hawa bahar....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Santa Ka Dost Musibat Mein Tha Wo Santa Se Ye Baat Share Karte Hue Kahta Hai. Dost Bola: “Yaar Musibat Ke Waqt Gadhe Ko Bhi Baap Banana Padta Hai” Santa: “Wah Yaar Badi Himmat Hai Jo Teri Mummy Maan Bhi Jati Hai“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa samose wale se: oye tumhare samose me se ladki ka baal nikla hai Somosa wala: Are 5 rupye me puri ladki niklagi kaya ??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Sham Ko Ghar aaya aur Sochne Laga Ki aaj Kya Khas Karna Tha Sochta Raha Sochta Raha - Bahut Socha Raat Ke 3 Baje Yaad aaya Ki aaj Jaldi Sona Tha Waris ali*
    • 10 years ago



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  • banta- week mai ek baar meri patni se mera jhagda jarur hota hai. aur apka? santa- mera mahine baad hota hai, kyuki mujhe salary mahine baad milti hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Maine Apki Dukan Se Murgi Dana Kharida Tha Dukandar: To Kya Usme Koi Kharabi Nikli Santa:mahina Ho Gaya Muje Khet Me Boye Ab Tak Murgi Nahi Ugi ..
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA-Tu paida kaise hua? BANTA-Hospital me aur tu. Snta-Jungle me! Bnta-kaise? Snta-Meri pregnent maa ko 2 daaku jungle le gye aur kaha-JO KUCH HAI..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Interviewer: Just Imagine, You Are In 8th Floor, It Caught Fire, How Will You Escape? Santa: Its Very Simple, I Will Stop My Imagination..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Cafe Mein 1 Ladki Se I Love You Kaha Ladki Ne Chanta Mara Aur Boli: Kya Bola? To Santa Rote Hue Bola: Jab Suna Nahi Tune To Chanta Kyu Mara?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Banta Ko Thappad Mara Banta-Ye Tune Mazak Me Maara Ya Seriously Santa-Seriously Banta-Fir Thik Hai,Muze Mazak Bilkul Pasand Nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Bank Me Paise Jama Karne Gaya Cashier: Tumhare Note Nakli Hai Santa: Tujhe Kya Fark Padta Hai ? Jama To Mere Account Me Ho Raha Hai Na.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: banta bhai aaj hum log tab tak piyenge jab tak samne vale ped 3 ke 6 nahi dikhte?? . . . . . Waiter: bus karo saloo samne 1 hi ped hain.. ab kya pura jungle banaoge:D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to Banta :- Agr tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya h. toh tokri k aadhe Ande tere..Aur ye bhi bata de ki Ande Kitne h... . to 10 k 10 tere.... Aur . agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske h... . to Murgi bhi teri.... . Banta :- Abey koi HINT TO De Lo karlo bat
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ka Baap UK se aaya.. Baap- Teri MAA Kahan he ?? . . . . Santa- Padosi ke Saaat Bhag Gayi...!! . . . . Baap- Tune Mujhe batayaa kyu nahi ?? . . . . Santa - Socha Surprise dunga...........lolllz like or kar do dosto
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Jungle Se Gujar Raha Tha, 1 Ajgar Ko Ped Par Latakte Hue Dekha To, Santa Bola: Is Tarah Latakne Se Height Nahi Badhegi Mummy Ko Bolo Complan Pilaye. by@ kabir
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: CHADDI lelo CHADDI.. Girl: Tumhe sharm nhi aati, kya gande shabd bol rahe ho, koi dusre naam se kehte . . . Santa: OK! POND ke KHOL lelo, POND ke KHOL!
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala. . .raj
    • 10 years ago



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