An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”
Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Santa- Cant you read the board.Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Beta:Papa Madam Ne aj Ek Sawal Poocha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe malum Tha
Sardar:Mera Shona Puttar, Sawal Kya Tha ???
Beta:Madam Ne Pucha, Black Board K Paas Potty Kisne Ki Hai
santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar.
Santa loan lene k liye bank gya.
Bank k ek postar par likha tha ki " Hamre yaha Sone par loan Milta hai "
santa bank me so gya .
Gard ne santa ko uthaya or bola bank me kyu so rahe ho ?
Santa: loan k liye.
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.
Bunty: Kya Tumhare Pati Din Mein Kisi Bhi Waqt Bhagwan Ka Naam Lete H. Babli: Ha We Roj Khana Khane Se Pehle Bhagwan Ka Naam Lete H. Babli: Khana Khane Se Pehle Ku? Bunty: We Kehte H Bhagwan ! Aaj Phir Hari Sabji:green_apple::green_apple: :grinning::grinning::grinning: