Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump: 5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do. Pump Wala (Gusse Me): Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai? Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle, Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai".
Santa: Kyu Bhai Udas Kyu Baithe Ho?
Banta: Ha Yaar! Meri Patni Ne Mujhe Notice Diya H
Ki Agar Maine Sharab Nahi Chodi To Weh Mujhe Chodkar Chali Jayegi.
Santa: Kitne Afsos Ki Baat H.
Banta: Ha Yaar, Bahut Bhali Aurat H Mujhe Bahut Yaad Karegi.
Ek baar ek dukan me santa - pen h pen ?
Dukandar - nhi !
2 min. Baad ..
Santa - pen h pen ?
Dukandar (gusse me) - nhi ....
Santa thodi der me waps ata h - pen h pen ?
Dukandar - nhi h ..
Or ab waps aaya to hathoda marunga tere sar pe.
Santa kuch der me waps aaya.
Santa - hathoda h hathoda ?
dukandar - nhi ..
Santa - to fir pen h pen.
SANTA ~Apka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai kya khilate ho ise,..?
BANTA ~abe wo sher hi hai saala PYAAR-WYAAR k chakkar me kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai.
Train mai santa apni wife se: Tujhse shaadi karke pachchhta raha hoo, dil karta hai k tujhe kutte ke daal du
Saamne Baitha passenger: Bhow, BHow, BhoW, Bbhow ...
Banta Dairy Likh Raha Tha
.
Aaj Meri Behan Ko Baccha Hone Wala
Hai
Pata Nahi Ladka Hoga Ya Ladki,
Isliye Mujhe Ye Bhi Pata Nahi Ki Me
.
.
.
Mama Banunga Ya Mami.
संता ने एक रात अचानक उठकर अपनी पत्नी से पूछाः यह बताओ, किस तरह की मौत अच्छी है, तड़प-तड़प कर मरना या झटपट मर जाना?
पत्नीः ये रात के वक्त कैसे-कैसे सवाल पूछते हो, झटपट मर जाना ज्यादा अच्छा है...
संताः ठीक है तो अपनी दूसरी टांग भी मेरे ऊपर रख दो.
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate
hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.
Santa was kissing A Blank Paper,
Banta: ye kya hai?
Santa: meri Girl Friend ka love letter.
Banta: but ye to khaali hai,
Santa: Aaj kal bol-chal bnd hai
After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?