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  • Santa - My wife died yesterday.. Im trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st date pe:"Ye meri pehli date hai darling.. . . . . . . agar koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhota bhai samajh k maaf kar dena..:p :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Ye pyar kab hota hai? Banta: Jab time khrab chal raha ho, rahu ketu or shani ki dasa kharab ho, apka mangal kamjor ho, aur bhagwan maze lene ke mood mein ho....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Plz samjne ki kosish karo mujhe Tang na karo Rat ko tumari wajh se nind nhi ayi Mat khelo mri life se SANTA ne hath jodkar machar se kaha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne challenge kiya: Ke wo kutubminar ko sir pe rkh ke mumbai le jayega. Saare News Wale pahunch gaye: Tab Bola- Bas koi utha ke sir pe rakh de!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na? Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi Jo Musibat Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De. Main Zarur Aaunga
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Meri Wife Mujhe Naukar Samajhne Lagi Hai Batao Main Kya Karun? Banta: Karna Kya Hai, 2-4 Ghar Aur Pakad Aur Apna Dhandha Jama Le.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Kutte Ki Poonch Pipe Mein Dal Raha Thha, Banta: "Oye, Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Hoti" Santa: "Idiot, Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon".
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Cort Me Judge Se Aaj Tak Mari Itni Baijti Kbhi Nahi Huii. Meri Podosan Ne Mujhe Nahte Huye Dakh Liya.. Judge: To Tum Kau Chahte Ho.. Santa: Badla
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 aadmi chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha . . . . Santa use dekh raha tha . . . Kuch der bad bola- Bhai sahb agr app start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka lagadu....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tantrik to santa: Beta tumhare ghar par chudail ka vaas hai.. Santa: Baba, main thappad maar dunga jo meri biwi ke baare me kuchh kaha to..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ki wife Tours & Travels magazine padhte huye :- Is baar 2nd honeymoon ke liye GREECE trykaren..? Santa: - Kyon..? Sarso ke tel me kya kharabi hai..? Jisko samjha woh thoko LIKE. K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai, Rishtey k liye 1dabaye, Mangni k liye 2dabye, Shadi k liye 3dabye. Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun? Banta: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Shampoo Kharida Santa:Iske Sath Jo Gift Hai, Wo De Dukandar:Iske Sath Gift Nhi Hai Santa:Saale Ispe Likha Hai "DANDRUF.F FREE"!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa - Main tumse Shaadi nahi kar sakta. GF - Kyon! Santa - Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hain. GF - Kaun hai! Santa - Meri bibi aur baache.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Snta sham ko ghr aya aur sochne lga Ki aj kya khas krna tha sochta raha, Sochta rha bahut socha, Raat k 3 baje yad aya ki aaj jaldi sona tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA ELECTRIC SHOP ME- 2 PANKHE DENA 1 LADIES OR 1 GENTS. SALESMAN-PANKHO ME LADIES OR GENTS NHI HOTA SANTA-KESE NHI HOTA 1 BAJAJ KA DE OR EK Usha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ki Tapsya Se Khush Ho Kar Bhagwan Bole: Var Mango Vats Santa: Prabhu!! Jaisa Aap Soch Rahe Hai Mein Vaisa Nahi Hu.. Mujhe Vadhu Chahiye..
    • 10 years ago



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