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  • Ek raat 2 baje bohot tez baarish ho rahi thi . . santa ne ek aadmi ke ghar ki bell bajai aur pucha : Dhakka laga doge kya plz.......?.? . . aadmi neend me tha isliye mana kar dia aur andar aa gaya . . par fir use guilty feel hua....usne socha kabhi vo khud baarish me fas jaye aur koi uski help na kare to..........?.? wo utha bahar jaa ke bola: Kya tumhe abhi bhi dhakka chahiye....? awaaz aayi :"haan aadmi : thik hai par tum ho kahan.........? .?.? . santa :"YAHAN GARDEN ME JHULE PAR....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ambani V/s Santa
    This Is Ultimate
    Ambani: Agar Main Subah Se Apni Car Me Niklu To Sham Tak Apni Aadhi Property Bhi Nahi Dekh Sakta..
    Santa: Hamare Paas Bhi Aisi Khatara Car Thi… Humne To Bech Di..
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy::joy::joy::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Officer Ne Jab Apni Girlfriend Ko Kamre Mein Aate Dekha,
    To Bahut Hi Sakhat Lehaje Mein Apni,
    .
    Khubsurat Steno Se Bola – “Agar Office Mein Chair Table Ki Kami H To,
    Iska Matlab Ye Nahi H Ki Tum Meri Goad Mein Cha Dkar Baith Jao”
    :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:
    • 10 years ago



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  • RAILWAY INTERVIEW ———————— Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek hi line pe aa gayi to kya karoge? Santa:- Ji,, red light dikhaunga.. Interviewer:- Red light na ho to? Santa:- Torch dikhaunga.. Interviewer:- Torch na ho to? Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga. Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na hui to? Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga. Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun? Santa:- Ji, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi.. .
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता किसी बीयर बार में गया. उसने एक स्कॉच का पैग मंगवाया. पैग पीने के बाद अपनी कमीज की जेब में देखा और स्कॉच का एक और पैग मंगवाया. इसी तरह बार-बार वह अपनी जेब देखता और स्कॉच का ऑर्डर देता. बार का वेटर यह देखकर परेशान हो गया. वेटर:दोस्त! मैं तुम्हें पूरी रात शराब पिलाऊंगा पर तुम मुझे बस इतना बता दो कि ड्रिंक मांगने से पहलेअपनी जेब में क्या देख रहे हो? संता:मैं अपनी पत्नी की फोटो को देख रहा हूं. जब वो मुझे अच्छी दिखने लगेगी तब मैं समझूंगा की अब घर जाने का समय हो गया है.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa - "why are all these people running? Banta - "This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Santa - "If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa says: " Duniya Ka har ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina Shayad Samundar Paar Kar Sakta hai.." . Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina "Pyar" Nahi Kar Sakta".. . . Plz Coperate,,, Aaj Santa Serious hai..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge? Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga? Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere liye langar le aana!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 'SANTA class mei Gadha Lekr Aaya Tcher:- Issko class me kyu Laye Ho. SANTA:- Sir Aapne hi kaha Tha, ki Aapne kyi Gadho ko Insaan bnaya hai. Ab Banao....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa in Lift..very funny hindi sms Girl : mehnga perfume laga k lift me ayi, or SANTA ko akad k boli Cobra perfume, Rs.6000.. 2nd girl ayi : Jasmeen perfume"Rs.7000 .. achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell aayi dono ladkiyon ne apna naak pakda Or SANTA ko dekhne Lagi.. SANTA with smile:- "Muli"14 Rupey Kilo..... Santa Madhosh m/ ladkia Behosh
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ? Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kyu kar di? Banta ? Yaar ye mobile bhi na! Santa ? Kya hua? Banta - Tune - IDEA - ka ad nahi dekha - WALK when u TALK?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Auto Wale Se - Kyu Bhai Hanuman mandir jayega auto? auto wala- HA Santa- To Phir Aate Samay Parsad lete aana..!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl! The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!! Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa rail ki patri per so gaya. Ek aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge! Santa: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua,train kya cheez he?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ki Tapsya Se Khush Ho Kar Bhagwan Bole: VAR MANGO VATS Santa: Prabhu!! Jaisa Aap Soch Rahe Hai Mein Vaisa Nahi Hu.. MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 admi santa k beta se puchta h. Beta papa ghar me h? Santa ka beta sprite pite hue bola, Uncle sidha bolo mummy se milna h. Sprite sidhi baat no bakwas.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai,Apple saath laya hoon.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: "When I woke up this morning,I felt like going out and getting a job." Banta: "Did you?" Santa: "No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed.
    • 10 years ago



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