Pappu santa se..
yr kal mai apne gf ko msg kr rha tha.. To banta
mujhe kbse dekh rha tha...fir mai 5 mint k liye
bathroom gya to...
Banta ne mere mobil se meri ka no. Le liya or use
romantic sms krne lga...
Santa-to tune kuch nhi kiya...
Pappu-mai kya kru wo pagal kal raat se apni behn
ko hi msg kr rha h
Santa k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi.
Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi Hai?
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha.
Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai. :-)
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped- paude thay,
Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
Santa Apni Girlfriend Ko Lekar Ghar Aaya!
Use Bistar Par Baithaya,
Sab Darwaze Khidki Band Kar Di,
Aur Light Bhi Band Karke Apni Girlfriend Ke Pass Aaya,
Aur Bola: Ye Dekho Meri Watch Mein Light Jalti Hain.
Santa Singh was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
He replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.”
The officer then asked, “Really? Who’s giving that lecture at this time of night?”
The man replied, “Sir, that would be my wife.”
Jeeto: What Do U Think About
Our Love..?
Santa: Try To Count The Stars
In The Sky..
Jeeto: Wow, So Its Infinite..
Santa: No Baby,
Its A Waste Of Time..!
Santa: Yaar mai toh Mushkil me pad gaya.
Banta: Kaise?
Santa: Biwi make up kare to kharcha bardasht nahi hota aur make up na kare to biwi bardasht nahi hoti
Santa or Banta chess khel rahe the,
Santa : Aab bus hua.
hum khel band karte hain.
Banta: thik hain, waise bhi tumhara
ghoda,
aur mera hathi hi bacha hai.
Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli STaNd UP Kaun Ho Tum?? . . Santa :- Tum Kaun Ho? . . . Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun. . . . Santa :- Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha. Tere Din Gaye Pagali Ab Laptop Aur LCD Ka Zamana Hai.
santa : yaar banta ye automaticlly kya hota hai
banta : are bevkoof tujhe itna bhi nahi pata
jab auto mein koi takly baith jati hai na to use aotumaticlly kehte hai
Santa: Banta, Don’t Put Mobile Charging While
Sleeping At Night?
Banta: Why??
Santa: Sometimes, Battery May Blast.
Banta: Yah. I Know. That’s Why I Am Removing
Battery From Mobile While Charging…
Ek Dadi Uss Mohalle Mein Nayi-Nayi Gayi Thi,
Mohalle Mein Rashan Aur Kirane Ki Ek Hi Dukan Thi.
Uss Dukan Par Jakar Dukandar Se Boli- Tum Hamara Udhar Khata Khol Lo,
Tumhare Rashan Wagerah Ke Paise Ek Sath Mil Jayenge.
Acchi Baat H. Dukandar Ne Permanent Grahak Milne Par
Khush Hokar Kaha- Aap 30 Taarikh Ko Udhar Chukka Dena.
Dadi : Ha Jarur Lekin 30 February Ko
Santa 2 Banta:
Yeh Doctor
Log Operation Karne Se Pehle
Patient Ko Behosh Kyun Karte Hai?
Banta:
Kahin Patient Khud Operation Karna Seekh Na Le Is Liye……