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  • Santa: Tum Bike Itni Fast Kyun Chala Rahe Ho? Banta: Ye Khat Urgent Pohchana He Santa: Kaha? Banta: Addres Padhne Ka Time Nahi Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA TO BANTA : WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING ? BANTA : BECAUSE TODAY IS I AM VERY HAPPY . SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ? BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING . HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
    • 10 years ago



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  • juce cornar .. pati ne ik keela ka jus liya . aur patni ne 2 orenge juce liya pament ke time water , bhai ka ik kela aur bhabi ko do santra kat lo,.?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa seedi par chade hue ghar ki chat pot rahe the| Banta vaha aaya| Banta- “Santa, tumne brush majbooti se pakda hua hai na?” Santa- “Haan! Kyu?” Banta- “Mai thodi der ke liye seedi le jaa raha hu|”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha. . . . Mujrewali- Saheb, Humne Apko Khush Kiya ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do. . . .. . Santa- Achha To Ab Tum Betho, Mai Nachta Hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa To Banta:Oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay? Banta:vo is lia k ager tujhey ek forward kerna ho tuo doosra teray paas rehna chaiyeh na
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ki dadi mar gaye... Ek admi bola:mujhe bhi sath le jati dadi... Do char aur admio ne bola:mujhe bhi sath le jati dadi. Santa: chup ho jao kamino,dadi kya tata suno se gaye hai jo tmhe bhi sath le jati...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa=Mai kal film dekhne theater gaya,Wahan Such-much aadmi ko kat rahe the Banta:- Tu Kaunse theatre gaya tha? Santa:-Operation theater.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Meri Wife Mujhe Naukar Samajhne Lagi Hai Batao Main Kya Karun? Banta: Karna Kya Hai, 2-4 Ghar Aur Pakad Aur Apna Dhandha Jama Le.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SNTA-Aisi Chiz Ka Nam Bta Jo Laal Ho Aur Trin Trin Krti Ho BNTA-Telephone Santa-Galat Banta-To Fir Santa-TAMATAR,Trin Trin To Confuse Krne K Lie Bola tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ke Jale Huwe Lips the. KisiNe Pucha Kaise Jale Santa:Wife Ko Station drop krne Gya Tha, Khushi K Mare Train Ke Engine Ko Choom Liya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:- Agar "Teri "Bivi Ko "Bhootni Lipat Jaye,To Tu Kaya Karega? Banta:- Mujhe "Kaya Karna! Ye Do "Behno" Ka" Aapsi "Mamla"Hai:-"
    • 10 years ago



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  • :smile::smile: संता: डाक्टर साहब मैं चश्मा लगाकर पढ़ तो सकूंगा न?

    डाक्टर: हाँ हाँ बिल्कुल।


    संता: थैन्क यू डाक्टर साहब आपने अनपढ़ आदमी की जिंदगी बना दी।:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa loan lene k liye bank gya. Bank k ek postar par likha tha ki " Hamre yaha Sone par loan Milta hai " santa bank me so gya . Gard ne santa ko uthaya or bola bank me kyu so rahe ho ? Santa: loan k liye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua. Mera Agla Janam Sudhar Gaya. Wife: Kaisa Faayada? Santa: Mujhe Mere Gunaahon ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayee.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:" Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.. . . . . Banta:" To isme problem kya hai ?? . . . . . . . . . Santa:" pata nahi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi...:( :p :O :/
    • 10 years ago



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