Santa English K Paper Me Fail Ho Gaya Translation Ki Wajah Se..
1.main Ek Aam Aadmi Hoon. - I M A Mango Man.
2.mujhe English Aati Hai. ... English Comes To Me.
3.mera Taluq Haripur Hazara Se Hai. I Blong 2 Greenpur Thousanda.
4.sadak Par Goliyan Chal Rahi Hai. Tablets Are Walking On The Road.
Ek bar santa bank mein paise jama karne gaya.
Officer-ye note fata hai dusra do.
Rajesh-main apne account mein jama kar raha hu; fata karu ya naya karu aapko kya matlab hai.
Banta: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai,
Rishtey k liye 1dabaye, Mangni k liye 2dabye, Shadi k liye 3dabye.
Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Banta: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye..!
santa: santa doctor k pas blood test k liye gya aur zor se rone laga .
banta: kya hua kyon ro raha hai?
santa: blood tst k liye doc ne ungli kati.
banta: banta bhi bade zooro se rone laga.
santa: santa ne pucha kyon ro raha hai?
banta: mai urin tst k liye aaya hoon.
Santa and banta joke
santa:yaar banta muje andere me jane se dar lagta he
banta:to phir andere me light leke ja
santa:andere me light le kar javonga to bhut muje dekh lenge to.
Santa aur Jeeto mai larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya
Santa raat ko phone pe: Khane mai kya hai?
Jeeto: Zehar
Husb: Mai dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana
Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.
Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!
Ghar Mein Kaam Kar Rahe Bijli Wale Ko. Mein Tumhe Pehle Samjha Rahi Hu. Ek Ghante Mein Mera Pati Ghar Aa Jayega. Lekin Madam: Mein To Kuch Bhi Nahi Kar Raha Hu, Aadmi Ghabrakar Bola. Esliye To Tumhe Bata Rai Ho. :heart::heart::heartpulse::heart::heart:
Teacher Class Mein Students Ko History Padha Rahi Thi.
Subject Tha Babar Ki Bharat Par Chadayi Aur Panipat Ki Pehli Ladayi.
Ekdum Teacher Ne Pappu Se Pucha- Pappu, Babar Bharat Mein Kis Year Mein Aaya Tha.
Pappu Khade Hokar Bola- Jee Pata Nahi
Teacher: Kya Tumhari Aaknhe Kamjor Hai Ya Dhayn Kahi Aur Hai,
Samne Board Se Dekhkar Padh Nahi Sakte?
Pappu: Mam, Mein Soch Raha Tha Ki Yeh Uska Phone Number H.
Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?"
Santa-"Chidiya Bankar."
Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!"
Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!"