Santa Banta Jokes

Santa On 60th Birthday: Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai? Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi. . . Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.

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Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life." . Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ? . Santa: My wifes first husband.

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Santa banta jokes in hindi Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab kya hota hai? Banta santa se: nahi pata. Santa banta se: Are aaj kal har jagah MBA ki dhoom machi hai. banta: bata phir. Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab "Mai Bhi Anna"

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Santa ne Achanak Aankhe kholte hue kaha, Doctor sahib,kya mera Operation kamyab raha? . Sabar se kam lo beta,Mai Doctor nhi, "YAMRAJ" hun,,;->:-

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Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa. Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb Nurse : Married? Patient : No, car accident

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Santa Ne Shampoo Kharida Santa:Iske Sath Jo Gift Hai, Wo De Dukandar:Iske Sath Gift Nhi Hai Santa:Saale Ispe Likha Hai "DANDRUF.F FREE"!

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Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.

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Santa Selling Parachute. U Can Jump From Plane & Press Button & U Can Land Safely. Customer: If Parachute Doesn’t Open? Santa: Paisa Wapas

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Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta Santa:Phir tune kya kiya Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao Santa:Phir Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta

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Banta: Yaar 2 Baar Tere Restaurant Me Aaya, Par Dono Baar Taala Laga Hua Tha..?? Banta: Tu Lunch Time Me Aaya Hoga, Us Waqt Main Khana Khane Ghar Chala Jaata Hoon..!

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SANTA kadhai leke bich raaste khana pakane baitha. Kadhai khali dekh k logo ne pucha saNTAJI kya bana rahe ho? saNTA bola, Sabko bewakoof bana raha hoon.

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Bus Accident Man Crying: Mera Hath Kat Gaya. Bahut Dard Ho Raha Hai. Santa: Abey Chup Baith. Wo Dekh Uska Gala Kat Gaya, Fir Bhi Chup-Chaap Pada Hai.!

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Dr.: Aapke 3 Danth Kaise Tut Gaye . Santa.: Wife Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya . Tha Wo Khaya Isliye. . Dr : To Halwa Khane Se Mana KarDete . Santa.:- Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jaate.

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Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar raha tha.. upar se 1 aurat boli: dikhta nahi hai diwar hai.. Santa bola: thoda side se dekho.. dikh jayega..

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Santa ki Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi Santa Ke Baap Ne Ladki Ke Baap Se Kaha- Santa clerk hai Salary 15,000 Rs. hai aur uper se 20,000 kamata hai. Ladki Ki Baap Ne Bade Pyar Se Reply Diya: Beti Nurse hai Salary 10,000 hai + niche se 50,000 kamati hai!

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Titanic Ke Sath Santa Bhi Dub Raha Tha, Our Has Bhi Raha Tha. Banta: Oye Kyu Hass Raha Hai? Santa: Shukr hai maine return ticket nahi kharida.

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Santa: Aise Jeevan Se To Accha H Mein Marr Jaun, Bhagwan Tu Mujhe Utha Le. Santo: Hey Prabhu! Inse Pehle Mujhe Utha Le Santa: Parbhu! Tu Isi Ki Sun, Mein Apni Arji Wapas Leta Hu.

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Santa : Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane Hai. Mobile Shop Wala : Memory Card Hai Kya? Santa : Sochne Ke Baad . . . . . Nahi Memory Card Nahi Hai, RASHAN CARD Chalega? By - Yogi

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Santa and banta jungle mein, samne aaya sher… Banta ne sher ki aakhon main mitti phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa. Santa : Main kyu bhagu, mitti to tune phenki hai.

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Santa: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thi. Banta: Gardanien q nai katin? Santa: Wo pehly he kati hui thin..

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