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  • Britain Ki Yaatra Kar K Eek Aadmi Club Ko Sab Kuch Bta Raha Tha,
    Ki Waha Hafte Mein Bill Aate H. Dudd, Parchun Sab , Wo Salary Bhi,
    Masik Hi Milt H.
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    Tabhi Ek Aadmi Or Ladki.
    :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
    • 10 years ago



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  • INSULT :P . . . . Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In Your Heart..;) . . Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..?? . . Boyfriend : Because . . . . Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty, More Empty Space Means More Comfort ;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai. Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami? Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa aamlet bana raha tha usne aanda tora to aanda khali nikla! Santa haran hokar bola ghor kalyug hai murgiye vi abortion karwane lagi hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl to Santa: Kya shaadi ke baad bhi tum mujhe itna pyaar karoge.? Banta: kyon nahin..? Main to diwana hoon shaadi shuda aurton ka!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Salesman – Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya? Santa – Nahi..Nahi! hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder denge to kal DEO mangega…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santo Badi Pareshan Thi Jo Aata Tha Bache Usse Itrake Kehte The,
    Hum Minister Ke Bache H. To Santo Ne Unhe Samjhaya Aisa Mat Kaha Karo.
    Buri Baat H.
    Dusre Din Minister Ka Ek Dost Ghar Aaya: Bacho Se Laad Karte,
    Hue Unhone Pucha Kya Tum Minister Shahb Ke Bete Ho.?
    Ek Jhat Se Bola: Ji Hum To Yahi Samjate H Lekin Kal Hi Maa Ne Mana Kar Diya,
    Ki Hum Minister Sahab Ke Bache Nahi H,
    :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa was kissing A Blank Paper, Banta: ye kya hai? Santa: meri Girl Friend ka love letter. Banta: but ye to khaali hai, Santa: Aaj kal bol-chal bnd hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक मोटरसाइकिल वाले ने पता पूछने के लिए संता से पूछा....

    Excuse Me... मुझे "लाल किला" जाना है ?

    संता: तो जा ना भाई, ऐसे हर किसी को बताते बताते जायेगा तो पहुचेगा कब ??

    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::grinning::joy::smiley:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta To His Son : . . Oye, Ghabrana Matt, . Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai... . . . Son : Ji Haan Papa, . Class Me Teacher Bhi Yehi Bolti Hai, . . . . . . . . Ki Tu Zarur Kisi Jaanwar Ki Aulad Hai YogiRaj
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता: ये बीमा कंपनी वाले भी गज़ब करते है. लोगों की बीवियों के पास घंटों बैठ कर पति के मरने के फायदे बताते हैं. बंता:तभी मेरी बीवी बार-बार मुझसे मेरी उम्र पूछ कर खुश हो रही थी और कह रही थी की आपकी कीमत आप क्या जानो.
    • 10 years ago



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  • History ke teacher ne puchha-Kalidas ka 1 Bhai jute banata tha, Uska naam kya tha? SANTA ne socha Bahut socha phir jawab diya- . Addidas.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa 5 Minute Ma Exam Paper Lakhi Bar Aavi Gayo. Banta- Shu Thyu Na Aavdyu Ke Shu? Santa- Na Evi Vat nathi, Mare Kal Na Paper Ni Taiyari Karvani Chhe.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mr. Santa Interview Dene Gaye.. Boss:Ur Birthday. Santa:22 April Sir. Boss:Kaun Sa Saal. Santa:Ulloo Ke Patthe, Kya Kon Sa Saal, Har Saal
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur wo chhoti ho gayi Ab kya karoon? BANTA: Usi detergent se aik baar khud nahale
    • 10 years ago



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  • A house was on fire with 25 people inside. Santa went inside & saved 6 by pulling them out. But he was jailed. Why? Bcoz ALL 6 were Firemen..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha Khudkushi Paap hai Zulm hai Gunah hai Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko Goli maarle!
    • 10 years ago



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