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  • Santa- are yar chal chess khelenge. Banta- nahi yar main nahi khel sakta Santa- kyon? Banta- kyonki mere pass sports shoes nahi hai arey haso na.......!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa dials a number a girl receives tha call. Santa: who r u...? Girl: seeta here. Santa: sorry madam.. Maine to chandigrh phone kiya tha galte se ayodhya lag gya!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Apni Girlfriend Ko Lekar Ghar Aaya! Use Bistar Par Baithaya, Sab Darwaze Khidki Band Kar Di, Aur Light Bhi Band Karke Apni Girlfriend Ke Pass Aaya, Aur Bola: Ye Dekho Meri Watch MeinLight Jalti Hain.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger? Preeto: I clean the toilet. Banta: How does that help? Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Truck Dusre Truck Ko Rassi Se Bandh Kar Le Ja Raha Tha Ye Dekh Kar Santa Hans-Hans Ke Lot-Pot Ho Gaya Aur Bola. Santa: “Ek Rassi Ko Le Jane K Liye 2-2 Truck“
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa or Banta chess khel rahe the, Santa : Aab bus hua. hum khel band karte hain. Banta: thik hain, waise bhi tumhara ghoda, aur mera hathi hi bacha hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta Dairy Likh Raha Tha . Aaj Meri Behan Ko Baccha Hone Wala Hai Pata Nahi Ladka Hoga Ya Ladki, Isliye Mujhe Ye Bhi Pata Nahi Ki Me . . . Mama Banunga Ya Mami.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa-Kal Tum Mayke Gayi Piche Se Chor Aaye aur Mujhe Bahut Peeta Wife-Aapne Shor Nahi Machaya? Santa-Mai Teri Tarah Darta Nai Jo Chilaau.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye. Sales man: plain main dikhau. Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Banta Ye Shaadi Ke Jode Kon Banta Hai..? Banta: Aasmaan Me Bahgwan Bante Hai, Santa: O Teri Yaar, Galti Ho Gye Banta: Kyu..! Santa: Main To Darji Ko De Aaya..!
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता - क्या दारू पीने से खांसी जाती है ? बंता - क्यूँ नहीं जायेगी ? जब मेरा घर, खेत, बैंक बैलेंस सब चलागया तो तेरी खांसी क्या चीज़ है ?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Today,Santa Was Lying On Beach, . . Amrican: R U Relaxing? Santa:No I M Gopal Singh, . Another Amrican: R U Relaxing? Santa: No I M Gopal Singh . Another Amrican: R U Relaxing? Santa: No (Shouting) I M Gopal Singh And Left Tht Place In Anger. . . Then Santa Asks One American Lying Nearby, R U Relaxing? American: Yes. . Santa Slaps Him&Says, "Haramkhor Sab Tujhe Dhund Rahey Hai Aur Tu Yaha Pada Hai!:D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sales-man Ne Santa Ka Darwaja Khatkataya Aur Puchha Sales-man: “ Ji, Cockroch Ke Liye Powder Loge Kya? ” Santa: “ Nahi, Hum Cockroch Ko Itna Laad-Pyar Nahi Karte, Aaj Powder Laga Denge To Kal Sala Deo Mangega
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa and banta joke santa:yaar banta muje andere me jane se dar lagta he banta:to phir andere me light leke ja santa:andere me light le kar javonga to bhut muje dekh lenge to.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bhikhari-10rs.dedo mobil rechrge krke grlfrd ko cal krna hai, santa-WAH!! bhikhari ne bi grlfrd banayi h Bhikhri-Naji..grlfrnd ne bhikhari banaya h..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Mobile me kuch MP3 Songs Load karwana hai. Servicing Man: Memory card hai? Santa: Nahi! Rashan Card chalega kya?
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? SANTA: Phone karte waqt.
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता किसी लड़की के घर रिश्ता लेकर गया। लड़की के मां-बाप बोले- हमारी बेटी तो अभी पढ़ाई कर रही है। संता बोला- कोई बात नहीं जी, हम एक घंटे बाद आ जाएंगे।
    • 9 years ago



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