Santa Banta Jokes

Daku bank lutne gaye.. gun ghar me bhul gaye fir bhi bank lut lia kaise? bank manager santa tha, bola: koi baat nai i trust u, gun muje kal dikha dena.

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Santa:Meri Biwi Itna Mazaq karti he kya batau DOST:Kaise? Santa:Kal maine Uski Ankhon par hath Rakh K bola"main Kon?"To wo boli "DODH WALA"

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SANTA: Jab insane ko zindage me koi problem hota kiske pas jana chaiye? BANTA: Kisan k pas SANTA: Kyu? BANTA: Kyoki Kisan k pass "HAL" hota hai

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Biwi neend me zorse chillai: Jaldi utho, mere PATI Aa gaye SANTA utha,khidki se kud gaya,Tang tut gayi, Fir khyal Aaya sala mein hi to uska pati hu!

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Santa looking at air hostess’s name plate above her left bo*b.. KOMAL! With lots of confusion, he asked her.. “Doosra waala KADAK hai kya”?

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SANTA: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur wo chhoti ho gayi Ab kya karoon? BANTA: Usi detergent se aik baar khud nahale

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Santa 2 Banta: Yeh doctor log operation karne se pehle Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen? Banta: Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……

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Santa- Mai Bachpan Me Bohat Taqatwar Tha Banta-Wow, Par Kaise Santa-Maa Kehti Hai Ke, Jab Mai Rota Tha To Sara Ghar Sar Pe Utha Leta Tha.

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Santa:Dr.Mein Jab Baat Karta Hu 2 Muje Sirf Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai Aadmi Nahi Dikhta. Dr:Aisa Kab Hota Hai Santa:Phone Karte Waqt.

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Santa: Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap Kaat Raha Hai.. Banta: Abey Wo Kaat Nahi Raha, Uska Zeher Khatam Ho Gaya Hai To Wo Recharge Karwane Aaya Hai!

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Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai? Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya, Wohi Dhund Raha Hun

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Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa. Kyunki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mein Likha Tha: 100% Soft & Silky. Tested By CHAND & SONS. Very exiting santa

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Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss Gaya hu.. Banta: Wo Kaise? Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!.......

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santa recharge karvane gaya. santa-10rs ka rechrge kardo. dukandar-10 me 7rs milege. santa-koi baat nai 3 ki toffe de dena

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Santa to banta-Hum dono me kya rishta he Banta- jo besan or pakode ka he Santa-wo kese Banta-Qki jab besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA he

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Santa Sending Msg to all Frnd "My Mob Num is change" Pehale NOKIA tha Now I Have SAMSUNG So Plz Call n sms me on My New Num thnks

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Santa ne AC lagwaya. Banta ne pucha abhi to sardi hai? Santa oye maine ulta lagwaya hai, garam hawa andar aur thandi hawa bahar....

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Santa film Director: U have 2 jump in 2a swimng pool frm a 100ft.. Actor: But i dont know swimng sir.. Santa: don’t worry there iS no water.

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Santa- kaal mujhe pata laga ki mere sharir mai bilkul bhi iron nhi hai. Banta-apko kaise pata chala? santa- maine mangnet laga k dekha tha chipka hi nhi.

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Santa:- Humne Ek Aisi Cheez Banayi Hai Jis Se Hum Diwar Ke Us Paar Dekh Sakte Hain, . . Angrez:- Wow ! Wo Kya Hai... ? . . . . . . . Santa:- SURAAKH.

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