Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Police Se: Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!? Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha

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Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi Kyun... Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The..

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SANTA NE BANTA SE KAHA KI AAJ SCHOOL ME LOVE DAY HE. BANTA TO LADKIYA HATHO ME RAKHI KAYO BANDH RAHI HE. SANTA ARE YAR YE RAKHI BANKAR APNA PYAR KAR RAHI HE.

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Santa:lalaji Dettol Soap Hai, Lala:ha, Santa:acha Vala Hai, Lala:ha, Santa: Achi Quality Ka Hai, Lala:ha Bhai Ha, Santa: Thik Hai Hath Dhokar 1 Kg Aata Do..

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Santa: Muje 1 Bat Batao "Automatically" Ka Matalb Kya Hota He..? Banta: Tume Etana Bhi Nathi Pata??? Santa: Nahi!!! Banta: Jab Koi Ganji Orat Rikhsa Me Bethi Ho To Use "AUTO-ME-TIKALI"

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Santa In Coffee Shop Wth Wife. Santar: Jldi Pi, Coffee Thandi Ho Jaye Gi. Wife: Ki Frk Painda Hai? Srdar: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh Hot Coffee Rs.15 Cold Coffee.45

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Santa khudkushi par speech de raha tha... "Khudkhushi paap hai, zulm hai, gunaah hai, buzdili hai, pagalpan hai......... Khudkhushi karne se behtar hai ke insaan khud to goli maar de"

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Santa National flag lene gaya. Flag dekh k santa kuch to bola jise sunke dukanwala behosh ho gaya! . . . Santa bola isme aur colour dikhao.

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Patni: Agar Me Kho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge SANTA:Akhbar Me Istehar Dunga Patni: Tum Kitne Achhe Ho,Kya Likhwaoge SANTA: Jaha b Raho Khush raho

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Police..: hume aapke ghar ki talaashi leni hai, suna hai k aapke ghar mein visfotak saamagri hai. Santa....:Khabar to pakki he, par abhi wo maike gyi huyi hai..:

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Santa : Dad, you will soon become a rich man. Santa k Dad : How? Santa : 2morow my teacher will teach me how to Convert paise in2 rupees.

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Dr: Aapke Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Din Ke Mehman Hai, Santa: Sorry Ke Koi Baat Nhi Hai Doctar Saab, Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gye To 2 Din Hi Nikal He Jayenge!

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Santa: Doc Saab, Mein Chashma Laga Ke Pad To Sakoonga? Doc: Haan, Bilkul. Santa: Theek Hai Doc Saab Aapne Anpad Aadmi Ki Zindagi Bana Di!

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संता - मुझे संस्कृत सीखा |
पंडित - क्यों ?
संता - देवता ओ की भाषा है, स्वर्ग में जरुरत पड़ेगी |
पंडित - अगर नर्क गया तो ?
संता - हरियाणवी तो आती है |
:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Santa - "why are all these people running? Banta - "This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Santa - "If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?"

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Santa:-tu konse devi devta ko manta hai? . . . . . . . . . Banta:-mai shri devi or kapil dev ko manta hu.

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Premi : Aaj Maine Duniya Ka Sabse Badha Murkh Dekha.
Premika : Tum Kisi Seeshe Ke Aage Gaye The Kya.

:rose::rose::tulip::rose::rose:

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Santa to doctor:" Jab mein sota hu to mere sapne me Live IPL Cricket match aane lagta hai.. . . . . Doctor:" Koi baat nahi ye medicine sone se pehle kha lena.. . . . . . . . Santa:" Kal se khaonga, aaj to final match hai...

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1 Girl Fasi Laga rhi thi, Santa ne Window se Dekha, Socho Santa kya bola hoga? . . Sirf latkne se height nhi bdhegi mumy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye

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Santa Ko Uska Sasur Jute Maar Raha Tha Aadmi : Kyu Maar Rahe Ho? Sasur : Meinie Ise Hospital Se Sms Kiya. Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho. Isne Apne Sare Friends Ko Forward Kar Diya!

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