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  • Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs.. Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_ Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता : भाई ये खुशियाँ क्या होती हैं ? बंता : मैं नहीं जानता, मेरी तो बचपन में ही शादी हो गई थी ….. !
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta ne Gadhe par College javno Shokh. Thoda verso pa6hi banta ne ekalu jaavu padyu. Pu6ho Kem? Karan Ke, Gadha Graduate thai gayu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Train Me Neend Nahi Aayi Upar Ki Seat Thi Bahut Garmi Thi . Banta: Toh Exchange Karna Tha Na . Santa: Kisse Karta? Niche Seat Pe Koi Tha Hi Nahi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bank manegar: hum aapko bina intrest k loan denge, Santa: oji dena h to thoda haste-haste do na, Agar dene me intrest nahi h to mat do...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Faadu Santa Doctor: Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale? . . Santa: Main Kameez Istari Kar Raha Tha, Ke Phone Aa Gaya. Maine Jaldi Mein Phone Ki Jagah Istari Kaan Ko Laga Li . . . Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kaise Jala? . . . . Santa: Ab Ambulance Ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Road pr Accident hua, Bahut Bhid thi. Santa ko dekhne ka moka nhi mil rha tha. CLEVER Santa-Ye mera BAAP he.Bhid piche hat gai,To dekha KUTTA mara hua tha...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Meri biwi itna mzaq krti hai kya bataon. Dost: Kya mazaq krti ha? Santa: Kal men ghr gya us ki ankho pr hath rkha, Mazaq me boli CHOKIDAR!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Banta, Don’t Put Mobile Charging While Sleeping At Night? Banta: Why?? Santa: Sometimes, Battery May Blast. Banta: Yah. I Know. That’s Why I Am Removing Battery From Mobile While Charging…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ladki dekhne gaya. Ladki ke baap ne puchha: Beta, Sharab pite ho? Santa: Sharab kabhi baad me piyunga, abhi to sirf chai chalegi
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता- बचपन में मां की बात सुनी होती तो आज ये दिन न देखने पड़ते ! बंता- क्या कहती थी मां? संता – जब बात ही नहीं सुनी तो मुझे क्या पता, क्या कहती थी!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- agar main nariyal k ped par chad jaau to engineering colleg ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi Banta- fir hath chod dena to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Beta:Papa Madam Ne aj Ek Sawal Poocha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe malum Tha Sardar:Mera Shona Puttar, Sawal Kya Tha ??? Beta:Madam Ne Pucha, Black Board K Paas Potty Kisne Ki Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: kal pehli vari Teri bhabi di yad bhulawan wastay SHARAB di botal da Sahara litta. Dost: Fer ki Hoya? Santa: Hona ki si ? Lulli phas gayi Botal vich. :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek raat 2 baje bohot tez baarish ho rahi thi . . santa ne ek aadmi ke ghar ki bell bajai aur pucha : Dhakka laga doge kya plz.......?.? . . aadmi neend me tha isliye mana kar dia aur andar aa gaya . . par fir use guilty feel hua....usne socha kabhi vo khud baarish me fas jaye aur koi uski help na kare to..........?.? wo utha bahar jaa ke bola: Kya tumhe abhi bhi dhakka chahiye....? awaaz aayi :"haan aadmi : thik hai par tum ho kahan.........? .?.? . santa :"YAHAN GARDEN ME JHULE PAR....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Kam walii shanti koh bulao kya…..! Wife:Kyn .??? Santa:Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mai dawa khne k bad shanti k sath soo jaana….!
    • 10 years ago



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