Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha
.
Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli:
.
Kya bola?
.
To Santa rote hue bola:
.
Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
Santa apni gf k gar pe rat me milne gya .
Santa - chalo ab hum thoda pyar kar lete h .
Gf -nhi .meri ma dekh legi .
Santa -nhi dekh sakegi .meri jimmedari hai . Meri jimmedari hai.
(gf ki ma jag jati h or ladki ki pitai karne lagti h )
santa - meri koi jimmedari nhi h .
Santa Ne Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhada
Aur Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Baazar Me
Gaya..
1 Aadmi Ne Poochha: O Paaji, Kya
Darwaza Bechna Hai ?
.
.
Santa:nahi.
Tala Khulwana Hai Chabi
Gum Ho Gayi Hai.
.
Hanso Mat
Joke To Abhi Aage Hai
.
.
.
.
Aadmi Santa Se: Agar Ghar Me Chor
Ghus Gaya To..???
Santa: Andar Kaise Jayega Darwaza
To Mere Paas Hai !
Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..
Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
Banta: kya kiya?
Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai
Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha
tha
Khudkushi Paap hai
Zulm hai Gunah hai
Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai
khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan
khud ko
Goli maarle!
Ek bar santa tree se ulta latak raha tha BANTA:are santa tu tree se ulta kyun latak raha he
SANTA:yar mere sir dard ki goli khai he ab dar lag raha he ki vo pet me na chali jaye to me ped se ulta latk gya@Hushain2
SANTA PAPER DENE GYA ..
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OR APNE SATH PALAMBER KO BHI LEY GYA
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KYO...?????
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KYO KI USNE SUNA THA KI PAPER LEEK HO GYA H..... :-D
Banto: Maa Ki Baat Manti To Aaj Ye Din Dekhne Ko Nahi Mila. Kitna Mana Kiya Tah Ki Tum Jaise Nikatu Se Shadi Na Karu. Banta: Sach Pathar Padhe Meri Akal Par. Mein Uss Bhali Aurat Ke Bare Mein Yuhi Soctha Raha Ki . Weh Mujse Chidti H. :smirk::smirk::smirk::smirk::smirk:
SANTA : YAAR MERI BIWI MERE DOST KE SAATH BHAG GAYI
BANTA : BAHUT YAAD ATI HOGI USKI FIR
SANTA : HAAN YAAR BAHUT ACHA DOST THA MERA,
BAHUT ACHA KAAM KIYA HAI USHNE.
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli
Santa asks Banta: Tujay larki phasani aati hai?
Banta: Nahi..!
Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..
Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..
Phir usay class mein ura..
Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade..
BAS PHAS GAI LARKI .
Ek baar 1Train achanakpatri se utar
gayi,
Khetonmein idhar udhar
jaane
lagi aur fir wapas patri par aa gayi.
Railway walon ne enquiry bithai driver Santa pe.
Puchhaki kya hua.
Santa:Ek aadmi patri par khadatha aur
hat hi nahi
raha tha. Officer:Santa- Pagal ho
kya? 1admi ke liye tumnesare passengerski zindagi
jokhim mein daal di? Us 1 aadmi ko
kuchal denatha!!!
Santa:Main wahi to karnejaa raha tha
ki achanakwo patri se utar
karkhetonmein idhar udhar bhagne laga...