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  • Santa Apni Girlfriend Se Phone Par Baatein Kar Raha Tha. Girlfriend: “Mujhe Iss Valentine Par Kya De Rahe Ho?” Santa: “Jaanu, Main Tumhe Diamond Ring La Dunga, Car, Bangla Sab La Dunga.” Girlfriend: “Wowww, To Aaj Shaam Ko Park Mein Aa Rahe Ho Na?” Santa: “Haan, Agar Mummy Ne Bus Ka Kiraya Diya To Jaroor Aa Jayunga.”
    • 9 years ago



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  • Road pr Accident hua, Bahut Bhid thi. Santa ko dekhne ka moka nhi mil rha tha. CLEVER Santa-Ye mera BAAP he.Bhid piche hat gai,To dekha KUTTA mara hua tha...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first- the chicken or the egg? O yaar,jiska order pehle doge,vo ayega!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa to Banta - tumko kisi se pyar hua hai ? Banta - haa yaar par vo manti hi nahi, Kyu kya kaheti he, Kaheti hai "I love u 2" Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon hai...........very funny
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Banta Ye Shaadi Ke Jode Kon Banta Hai..? Banta: Aasmaan Me Bahgwan Bante Hai, Santa: O Teri Yaar, Galti Ho Gye Banta: Kyu..! Santa: Main To Darji Ko De Aaya..!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.:D
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA-Aaj Kal Tere Chehre Pe Kuch Jayada Hi Ronak Dikhai De Rahi Hai Teri Bimari Kaha Gayi..? banta-Ha,Aaj Kal Meri Bv Mayke Gayi Huyi He
    • 9 years ago



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  • santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula, banta- mai khol du, santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye. Sales man: plain main dikhau. Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • शादी के कुछ दिन बाद संता अपने दोस्त बंता को बता रहा था। संता- मेरी बीवी इतना मजाक करती है की क्या बताऊं। बंता- कैसे? संता- कल मैंने उसकी आंखों पर हाथ रख कर पूछा मैं कौन? तो बोली दूध वाला..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: abe ye gaddaa khod ke mitti kaha dalu?? banta: abe itni bhi akal nahi hai tujhme? dusra gaddha khod aur usme daal de..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa public toilet gya or 1 ghante ke bad nikla Bahar baitha jmidar bola- 20rs. Santa- sale toilet main baitha tha "Cyber cafe" main nahi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Singh was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. He replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.” The officer then asked, “Really? Who’s giving that lecture at this time of night?” The man replied, “Sir, that would be my wife.”
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa To Banta Hum Dono Me Kya Rishta He Bnta- Jo Besan Or PaKode Ka He Santa-Wo Kese Banta-QkI Jab Besan SANTA Hai Tabhi To PaKoda BANTA He.
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता (बंता से)- आज टीवी पर 30 फीट का सांप दिखाने वाले हैं। बंता (संता से)- अच्छा! पर मैं नहीं देख सकूंगा। संता- क्यों? बंता- मेरा टीवी सिर्फ 21 इंच का ही है!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Snta-Yaar, Mai Bahut Pareshan Hu Bnta-Kya Hua? Snta-Sala Subah Se Koi Low Battry K Nam Se MissCall Kr Rha h Par saale ka Number Nai Aa rha
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane K Baad Bola: Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Dio.. . Dukandar: Cheeni Kyu..??? . Santa: Soch Raha Hu, Khane K Baad Kuch Mitha Ho Jay
    • 9 years ago



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  • History ke teacher ne puchha-Kalidas ka 1 Bhai jute banata tha, Uska naam kya tha? SANTA ne socha Bahut socha phir jawab diya- . Addidas.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta Bhaaga-Bhaaga Santa Ke Ghar Aaya Aur Khushi Se Bola. Banta: “Oye Santa, Aaj TV Pe Rakhi Sawant, Apne 38-Inch Ke Balls Dikhane Wali Hai” Santa Udaas Hokar Bola: “Achha, Par Main Nahi Dekh Paunga” Banta: “Kyu?” Santa: “Mera TV To Sirf 21-Inch Ka Hai?“
    • 9 years ago



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