Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Ne Ek Raah Chalti Ajnabi Ladki Se Kaha: Aapne Pehchana Mujhe.? Ladki: Nahi. Santa: Main Wahi Hu Jisko Aapne Parso Bhi Nahi Pehchana Tha.

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Santa Banta Se : Yaar mere Pet Mai Gas Hai…!!! Banta : Achha hua Petrol Nahi Hai Warna ONGC wale kua khod dete!

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Santa Jungle Se Gujar Raha Tha, 1 Ajgar Ko Ped Par Latakte Hue Dekha To, Santa Bola: Is Tarah Latakne Se Height Nahi Badhegi Mummy Ko Bolo Complan Pilaye. by@ kabir

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Santa ki beti: papa kal apke ghar se 1 mbr kum ho jaega,n xt day santa ki beti bhag jati h. Santa:ladki ne kaam to galat kiya pr thi wo jyotish

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Santa Ek Mobile Bechane Wale Se Larai Kar Raha Tha. Logon Ne Puchha Kya Huva Santa: Mene Mobile Kharida To Bola Tha Mobile Me Lock Bhi H, Ab Ye Tala, Chhabi Kuch Nahi De Raha.

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Santa bakri charavto to. Banta – aa bakari o ne kya lai jay 6? S– School lai jav 6u. B– Mane pagal smjyo 6 k su.?aje to Sunday 6.

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Santa:Oye tera ek daat nila kaise ho gaya Banta:Yaar maine ink lagai hai. Santa:Vo kyun? Banta:Yaar aajkal BLUETOOTH bahut mashur hai

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Santa Sending Msg to all Frnd "My Mob Num is change" Pehale NOKIA tha Now I Have SAMSUNG So Plz Call n sms me on My New Num thnks

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Do Desho Mein Yudh Ke Dauran Hamle Se Bachne Ke Liye,
Jaise Hi Hawayi Hamle Ka Siren Baje Fauran Bank Mein Jaiye,
Aur Ek Crore Ruppe Ka Karja Bank Se Le Li Lijiye.

Aur Ghar Aakar Aram Se So Jaiye.
Fir Bank Wale Aapki Khud Suraksha Karenge.
:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:

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Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper. Banta: Ye Kya Hai? Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai. Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai yar, Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte.

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Santa-Jab Mai Mar Jau To Samne Wale Ghar Ki Family Ko Zarur Bulana.. Banta-Kyon? Santa-Yaar Unke Ghar Ki Ladkiya bahut Lipat-Lipat Kar Roti HAI.

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SANTA: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? SANTA: Phone karte waqt.

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Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha Khudkushi Paap hai Zulm hai Gunah hai Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko Goli maarle!

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Petrol ke daam badhne ke baad Santabike leke petrol pump gaya Banta:Kitne ka petrol daalu? Santa:5-10 rupaye ka bike ke upar chidak de… Aag lagani hai

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Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega? Banta : Kuch B Nahi Santa : Kaise? Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte

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Santa ka Promotion Inspector se DSP ho gya, Ghar aa kar Wife ko aise andaz se btaya, k Wife Behosh Hogae. . . . . . . . . ??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bola:Aaj se Tu DSP k sath Soyegi…!!! xD

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An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”

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Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai. Santa : Par Janab Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise

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Santa: Chal Race Lagte Hai Jo Haara Wo 1000 Rs. Dega.. Banta: Thik Hai Par Mujhe Raasta Nhi Pata, Santa: Bas Tu Mere Piche Piche Rehna. Banta: Thanks Yaar Ur My Best Fend...!

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Chain msg by santa: Plz is msg ko itna fwd krain k Meri girlFrnd tk paunch jaye . . “Preeto Tune Sim Change Kr K acha nhi kiya”

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