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  • Patni Apne Kisi Chahne Wale Ke Sath Ghar Mein Maujh Masti Kar Rahi Thi,
    Jab Uska Pati Ghar Par Nahi Tha. Achanak Uska Pati Ghar Aa Gaya.
    Uski Patni Uss Aadmi Ke Upar Leti Hui Thi.
    Ye Dekh Wo San Reh Gya. Wo Kuch Bolta Usse Pehle Hu Uski Biwi.
    Hadd H Aap Ki Bhi. Kabhi To Haste –Muskurate Raha Karo.
    :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped- paude thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal. Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai. Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa office ja raha tha, Patni pyaar se boli:- See u in the evening. Santa gusse se:- Dhamki kise de rahi h, main bhi tujhe dekh loonga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Titanic was sinking, Santa- how much d earth is far 4m here? Banta- 1kmetr… Santa jumped into d sea n asked again… in which direction..? Banta- DOWNWARD…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Singh met with Banta after many months. Santa to Banta: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...! Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab? Santa : Arre Yaar, I Mean To Say - Long Time No C..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता - क्या दारू पीने से खांसी जाती है ? बंता - क्यूँ नहीं जायेगी ? जब मेरा घर, खेत, बैंक बैलेंस सब चलागया तो तेरी खांसी क्या चीज़ है ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Meri Billi Mar Gayi Banta: Kaise Mari Santa: Maine Use Nahala Diya Tha Banta- Nahalne Se Bhi Kahi Billi Marti Hai Kya Santa- Maine Nahalane K Bad Use Nichoda Bhi Tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jaj-Suna h pichale 10 sal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rkha h Snta-Pr Janab Jaj:Safai ki jrurat nhi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise
    • 10 years ago



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  • Policeman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk… ? Santa: It’s Too Dangerous To Drive On Street Alot Of Accidents Are Happening Now A Dayz
    • 10 years ago



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  • After returning back from a foreign trip, santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ki tapasya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole - 'VAR MANGO VATS' Santa - prabhu ! Jaisa aap soch rhe hai me vaisa nhi hu... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE :-
    • 10 years ago



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  • On the 60th birthday of Santa Banta said, "Why have these bulbs on the cake?" Santa said, "was having difficulty locating 60 candles, put the 60-watt bulb.
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता अपने खेतों पर गया हुआ था। वहां कुंए की जगत पर बैठे एक मेंढ़क से उसकी बहस हो गई। मेंढ़क – तुम्हारे पास दिमाग नहीं है । संता – है । मेंढ़क – नहीं है । संता – है । मेंढ़क – नहीं है, नहीं है, नहीं है ….. और इतना कहकर मेंढ़क कुंए में कूदगया । संता – अरे नहीं है तो नहीं है परइसमें खुदकुशी करने वाली क्या बात थी ……
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lady Beggar: A bhaiya 1 rupya dede 3 din se bhuki hu. Santa: 3 din se bhuki h to 1 rupye ka kya karegi? Lady: Wazan dekhungi kitna ghat gaya hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Oye Kya Kr Rahe Ho? Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun! Santa-Kyun? Banta-Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Use Iska Matlab Puchunga
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Walking On Road. Samne Gobar Pada Tha! . Santa Ne Jhuk Kr Ungli Dal Kr Taste Kia Aur Bola . Oh! Ye To Gobar h,Shukr h Mera Pair Nai Pada
    • 10 years ago



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