Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Auto Wale Se - Kyu Bhai Hanuman mandir jayega auto? auto wala- HA Santa- To Phir Aate Samay Parsad lete aana..!!!

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Santa: Kyu Bhai Udas Kyu Baithe Ho? Banta: Ha Yaar! Meri Patni Ne Mujhe Notice Diya H Ki Agar Maine Sharab Nahi Chodi To Weh Mujhe Chodkar Chali Jayegi. Santa: Kitne Afsos Ki Baat H. Banta: Ha Yaar, Bahut Bhali Aurat H Mujhe Bahut Yaad Karegi.

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बन्ता : क्या कर रहे हो ???

सन्ता : बदला ले रहा हूँ..??

बन्ता : किससे

सन्ता : वक़्त ने मुझे बर्बाद किया है . . .
मैं अब वक़्त बर्बाद कर रहा हूँ..

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:: Best santa banta jokes in Hindi :: Santa2Banta: SANTA- maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !! Banta: Wo Kya? Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.

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Santa aur ek angrez toilet mein Angrez:How do you do? Santa: We open the zip and do

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History Teacher: "Name some famous Indians who struggled against the British ?" Santa: "Tendulkar,Dravid,Laxman,Sehwag,Dhoni, Raina..." !!!

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Santa: Yaar Ek Bat Bata ?
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Banta : Haan Puchh !
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Santa : Yaar Log Sharab Kyun Pite Hain
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Banta : Ab Log Sharab Kha To Nahi Sakte.
Isliye Pite Hain ;-)
:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:

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Santa: meri bivi muje chod ke chali gayi. Banta: pakka tu uska khayal nahi rakha hoga. Santa: are yaar...... Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha usko!

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संता अपने खेतों पर गया हुआ था। वहां कुंए की जगत पर बैठे एक मेंढ़क से उसकी बहस हो गई। मेंढ़क – तुम्हारे पास दिमाग नहीं है । संता – है । मेंढ़क – नहीं है । संता – है । मेंढ़क – नहीं है, नहीं है, नहीं है ….. और इतना कहकर मेंढ़क कुंए में कूदगया । संता – अरे नहीं है तो नहीं है परइसमें खुदकुशी करने वाली क्या बात थी ……

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Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi, upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi. Banta:To xchnge krna tha Santa:Kisse krta? Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi.

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Banta-Duniya Me Sabse Dukhi Aadmi Kaun Hai? Santa: Bechare Rikshaw Wale. Banta:Q Santa:Qki Ladki Kuwari Ho Ya Married "Bhaiyya"Hi Bulati Hai

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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first- the chicken or the egg? O yaar,jiska order pehle doge,vo ayega!

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Santa Chemist Ki Shop Pe 1 Bottle Le K Gaya Aur Ek Chamach Liquid Shopkeeper Ko Pila K Bola: Mitha Hai Kya? Dukandar Bola: Nahi, Kyu Kya H Ye? Santa: Docter Ne Bola Chemist Ki Shop Se Urine Me Sugar Check Karwa K Aao...! Wo Check Krane Aya Tha. :-P

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Banta: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai, Rishtey k liye 1dabaye, Mangni k liye 2dabye, Shadi k liye 3dabye. Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun? Banta: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye..!

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Banta: Kya Hua" Ye Mitti Kyu Khod Raha Hai ? Santa: Dadi Ji Ne Bola Maine Unka Naam Mitti Mein Mila Diya, Wohi Dhund Raha Hoon Waris ali*

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3 chor Santa , Golu aur Pappu ... police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me chup gaye. Police wale ne pehle bori par lat maari. Santa bola: bow bow.. Police wala: Isme kutta hai. Fir dusri bori par lat mari.. Golu bola: meow meow... Policewala: Isme billi hai... Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi awaaz nahi aayi. Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi awaaz nahi aayi fir 20-25 laat marne ke baad Pappu zor se bola: Saale haramkhor aaloo hun aaloo.

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Santa 100 ke note par likha number dial kar raha tha. Banta ne poocha: Yeh tu kya kar raha hai? Santa: Dekh raha hoon, Gandhiji to chale gaye, par unka mobile kiske paas hai.

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Ek Baccha Rote Hue Police Min Complain Likhwane Ke Liye Gaya. Police Wala: Kya Hua. Bacha: Meri Mummy Kho Gayi H. Police: Koi Baat Nahi Beta Ro Mat Chalo Apni Mummy Ke Pehchan Btao Bacha: Jo Unke Sath Ladka H Wo Mere Jaisa H.

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Jailer- faasi se pehel kisse miloge? Santa-biwi se Jailer- maa baap se nehi Santa- maa baap to agla jnm lete hai mil jayenge Biwi ke liye sala phir 25 sala wait karna padega !!!

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:: Best santa banta jokes in Hindi :: Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ? Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua, Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.........

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