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  • Santa:- Oye Tune Apni Sagai Kyun tod Di? . . PAPPU: Are Us Ka Koi Boyfriend Nhi Tha.... . Santa: Toh..? . . . . . PAPPU: toh, Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ki Na Ho Saki Wo Meri Kya Hogi...:P :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Do Ladkio Ki Aapas Mein Baat Chit. Pehli : Mein Tumhari Tarah Apne Pati Mein Kabhi Burai Nahi Dhundti. Dusri : Ha Jab Burayi Saaf Najar Aati Ho To Dhundne Ka Kya Faida.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boss:Mere liye ek shisha le ke aao, Jisme mai apna muh dekh saku…! Santa:Nahi mila sir, Sab shisho par mera hi Muh Dikhay de raha tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa kumbh k mele me pray kar raha tha... . . Hey prabhu nayay karo.. . . Hey prabhu nayay karo... . . . . Hamesha Bhai-Bhai bichadte hai kabhi pati-patni pe bhi to try karo...:p :O
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Jaise He Offce Se Ghar Lota, Darling Rote Hue Boli Darling: “Aji Sunte Ho, Aj Ghar Mein 3 Daku Aaye The Aur Unone Meri Izzat Lut Li” Santa Guse Mein Akar Bola: “To Tune Unko Roka Kyu Nahi?” Darling Udas Hote Hue: “Bada Roka Tha Ji Unko, Par Vo Ruke Nahi, Bole Abhi Hume Jane Do, Hum Fir Dobara Aa Jayenge“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Kari Chawal Kha Rha Tha, Ek Makkhi Us Par Baithne Lagi.. Santa Use Udate Hue Bola: Chal Pagli Ye Wo Nhi H Jo Tu Samajh Rahi Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa public toilet gaya Diwar p likha tha Duniya Chand p pahuch gai or Tum yha bethe ho? Santa niche likh aya Bas Ye kr k Ham b ja rhe h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Aise Jeevan Se To Accha H Mein Marr Jaun, Bhagwan Tu Mujhe Utha Le. Santo: Hey Prabhu! Inse Pehle Mujhe Utha Le Santa: Parbhu! Tu Isi Ki Sun, Mein Apni Arji Wapas Leta Hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : Main Ek Larki Ko 5 Lack Rupees De Kar, Usse Daily Interest Leta Hu. . . Tum Log Bhi Aisa Kro; Bara Maja Aayega, . . . . . Interest Ka Matlab Byaaj . Tum Kya Soch Rhe The U Dirty Mind.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater. Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax. Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U Ab Tum Muje Bolo Girl:Me Abi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai H thoko like
    • 10 years ago



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  • INSULT :P . . . . Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In Your Heart..;) . . Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..?? . . Boyfriend : Because . . . . Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty, More Empty Space Means More Comfort ;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher to SANTA : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya…? . . . . . . . . Deadly answr given by SANTA : Sir kyuki hum to “hostel” me rahte hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta: Truck Dekh Kar Tum Kaampte Kyu Ho.? Santa: Ek Truck Driver Meri Biwi Lekar Bhaag Gya Tha, Har Baar Lagta Hai Jaise Usko Vapas Karne Aaya Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Biology Padhte Hue 1 Sawal Aaya. Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hai. Banta - Kuch Der Sochte Hu. Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj Dhup Me, Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho Jayenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai, Santa- Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche hatao!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ji, Kya Baat H Aapke Piche Kutte :dog2:Pade H,
    Or Aap Hai Ki Hase:grinning: Hi Ja Rahe Hai ?
    Santa : Ji Dekhiye Na, Mere Pass Sim Airtel Ka H Aur,
    Vodafone Ka Network Mera Pitcha Kar Raha H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ke Bete Ka Acident Ho Gaya Dr: Aapke Bete K Pair Katne Padenge.. Santa Ne Apna Sir Pakda. Dr: Kya Hua Santa: Kal Hi Nalayak Ko Chapal Dilai Thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Santa: Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
    • 10 years ago



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