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  • Santa in bmw at Petrol Pump:"5 Rupaiye Ka petrol daal do." . . . . . . Pump wala (gusse me):"Itna sara petrol dalwa ke kahaan jana hai?" ;> . . . .. . . . . . Santa: "Jaana kahi nahi hai pagle, Hum to aise hi paise udaate
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  • Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta Santa:Phir tune kya kiya Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao Santa:Phir Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Oye tera ek daat nila kaise ho gaya Banta:Yaar maine ink lagai hai. Santa:Vo kyun? Banta:Yaar aajkal BLUETOOTH bahut mashur hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa= Is TV Ka Rate Kya Hai.? Salesman= Rs.1 Lakh. Santa= Aisa Kya Hai Isme.? Salesman= Jab Light Jaye To Automatic Off Ho Jata Hai. Santa= Waah Pack Kardo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa rail ki patri per so gaya. Ek aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge! Santa: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua,train kya cheez he?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : School male hai ki female....? Banta : Pata nahi yaar usme ghanta bhi hota hai aur periods bhi Bhaut confusing hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: I Lost Rs 1000 In A Bet.. Banta: How..? Santa: On Cricket Match I Bet Rs 500 And Lost.. Banta: Where Did The Rest Go.? Santa: I Bet On The Highlight Too!
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA at medical store: I need poison MAN:I cant sell u until u hav prescripti ?on . SaNTA showed his Wedding card . MAN: sir badi botal du ya choti.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta: Truck Dekh Kar Tum Kaampte Kyu Ho.? Santa: Ek Truck Driver Meri Biwi Lekar Bhaag Gya Tha, Har Baar Lagta Hai Jaise Usko Vapas Karne Aaya Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa everest pr gya waha 1 baba pahle se baitha tambaku ragad raha tha santa-baba ye kya hai baba-masala Santa- Oh O to Evrest Masala ap hi bnate ho
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Sharab Peete Hue Rone Lga Banta: KYa Hua, Ro KYo Rhe ho. Santa: Yr Jis Ldki Ko Bhulane K Liye pee Rha tha, Uska Naam Yad Nhi Aa Rha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता- अरे यार ये मोबाइल तो मुझे कंगाल कर देगा। बंता- क्यों? संता- बार-बार दिखाता है बैटरी लो, अब तक 50 बैटरी बदल चुका हूं।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Banta wathcing match When dhoni hits a bndry 1st dekho goal hua. 2nd abbe tu pappu hi rahega, goal isme nahi cricket mein hota hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa dials a number a girl receives tha call. Santa: who r u...? Girl: seeta here. Santa: sorry madam.. Maine to chandigrh phone kiya tha galte se ayodhya lag gya!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- Mai Bachpan Me Bohat Taqatwar Tha Banta-Wow, Par Kaise Santa-Maa Kehti Hai Ke, Jab Mai Rota Tha To Sara Ghar Sar Pe Utha Leta Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Ek Bat Bata ?
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    Banta : Haan Puchh !
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    Santa : Yaar Log Sharab Kyun Pite Hain
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    Banta : Ab Log Sharab Kha To Nahi Sakte.
    Isliye Pite Hain ;-)
    :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kyaa.. Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
    • 10 years ago



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