Santa Banta Jokes, New Whatsapp Status

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone,Television, Tell-a-woman.

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To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed.

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Door hone ka koi gum na karna,Yaad karna par aankhe nam na karna,Tumhari khushi me hai meri khushi,Isliye apni pyari muskaan kam na karna.

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Mai Khuda Ki Nazro Me Kaise Na Gunahgaar Banu.. Dosto Ki.. Ab To Sajdo Me Bhi Mujhe Wo Yaad Aane Lage Hain..!

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Pagal Ik Tuhj ko He To Bakhshi Hai Dil kiHUKUMAT . . . Yeh Teri Saltanat Hai"SULTAN"Bun Kar Aya Kar . .

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Zamana Humen Itna Ghareeb Ku Samajte Hain Dost Unko Maaloom Nahi K Hum Dard Ki Dolat Se Maala Maal Hain.

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Q. Jesus Christ was crucified in- A. 4 BC B. 4 AD C. 20 AD D. 1 AD Ans : D.

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Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kuch na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii

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Santa Singh Ka 20 Saal Baad Bacha Hua Wo Udas Ho Gaya, Kyo? A: 20 Saal Baad Baccha Hua Wo Bhi Itna Sa.

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Zaroorat Hai Mujhe Tere Pyar Ki Chahat Hai Mujhe Tere Ikrar Ki Jante Hain Hum Tumko Is Kadar Gunjaish Hi Nahi Kisi Takrar Ki.

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I Never Worry AbOut Who Wish Me When I Win Or I Am Happy.. But, I Just See Who Holds My Hand When I Lost Everything In My Life..!!

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2013 is at the door...... Remember Life is short, break the rules, Forgive quickly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably,& HAPPY NEW YEAR.

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Teri be rukhi ka ek din anjaam yahi hoga Akhir bhula hi dein gy, tuje yad krty krty

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Agar Kuch Sikhna Hi Hai Doston To, Aankhon Ko Padhna Sikh Lo !! Warna Lafzo Ka Matlab To Hazaro Niklte Hai ..!!

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# Yuvraj averages 46.66 against England as against his overall Testaverage of 35.55.

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Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua…Mat Bura Kaho Usko, Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao…Dafa Kro Usko.. :D

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Nahi He Hosla Mujme Tumhe Khone Ka. Par Sun Lo, Ye Dunia Mujh Ko Kho Degi, Agar Tum Kho Gaye MujSe..♥♥

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Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

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चाहे вαkí :two_women_holding_hands::two_women_holding_hands: लडकियां Kítnα भी :relaxed: Mєαkup करे:upside_down:lєkín…mєrí:kissing_heart: :ok_woman_tone1:wαlí तो सिर्फ :kissing_heart:chєѕmα :eyeglasses: :kissing_heart:लगाने ѕє ही :bride_with_veil_tone1:quєєn :tone1: Díkhtí :kissing_heart:hαí. #ιĸ :flag_in:

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Dil Se Naa Khelo Aapne Yekoi Khilona Nehi Pyare Heto Kehedo baad Me Rona Nehi.

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