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Santa:- kal raat maine saniya mirza se baat ki..
Banta :- thats? great yar usne kya kaha.?
Santa:- usne kaha wrong number..
10 years ago
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Allah Ka Zikr Apne Hath Ki Ungliyon Par Kiya Karo, kyonki Andhere Qabr Me Ye Ungliyan Roshni Ka Kaam Karengi. :smiley::smiley::smiley:
10 years ago
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Pyar maine b kiya aur usne b kiya fark sirf itna tha dosto , ki maine usko pane k liye kiya , par usne apna waqt bitane k liye kiya.
10 years ago
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KHOOBSURAT HAI AANKHE TERI,
RATO ME JAGANA CHHOR DE..
KHUD-BA-KHUD NIND AAJAYEGI,
TU MUJHE SONCHANA CHHOR DE..
10 years ago
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jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye..husn ke tiwar nokile ho gaye...faisla lene me ham itne dhile ho gaye.,ki unke haath pile ho gaye.?
10 years ago
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Me to my friend: #MBA karke kya ukhadega tu? Tu banega to Salesman hi na?
Friend :MBA karne se ladki aur Dahej achhe milte hai :D
10 years ago
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Nazar Nazar Mei Har Nazar Mei Ek Nazar Ki Talaash Hai,
Par Yeh Nazar Woh Nazar Nahi Jiski Mujko Talaash Hai.
10 years ago
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What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
10 years ago
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Question For Gals : if You Get A Chance To Go On Coffie:stew:(as A Friend) With Admin Of This Page Which Admin You Would Prefer? :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
10 years ago
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