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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.

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I don't know anything about computers.

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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, "Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome."

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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.

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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.

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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.

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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.

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That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.

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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.

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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

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People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.

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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

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No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

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Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.

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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.

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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

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I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.

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When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.

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