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The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.

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That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?

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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.

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You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.

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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

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My first car was a motorcycle.

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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

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No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.

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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.

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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.

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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.

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I'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely - stir crazy - and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life. But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn't imagine it.

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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.

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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.

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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.

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I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.

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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

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