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My motto is "more mystery, less history".

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If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.

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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

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I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.

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If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.

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I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.

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I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.

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I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.

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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.

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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.

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The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.

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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.

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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

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You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.

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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.

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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

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My first car was a motorcycle.

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You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.

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We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.

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