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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.

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The truth is we're all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else's book. We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.

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It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.

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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.

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The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.

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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.

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No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

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I'd never hurt another person.

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I am not a good cue card reader.

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I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.

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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.

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I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.

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I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.

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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.

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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?

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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.

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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera - sort of low-key. I don't like being on camera stuff that much. I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader. Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show.

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