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When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.

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I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.

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My name is Adam. My father's name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it's alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call up, 'Is Adam there?' My father would say, 'This is Adam.' My friends would say, 'Adam, you were so wasted last night.'

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I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!

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I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.

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Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil.

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I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.

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I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn't the best at that. But comedy thing and making movies and stuff, I love it so much that I do get driven to push myself as hard as I can.

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Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

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I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.

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How do I speak Spanish? Not too well. Paz taught me a few words that, if people weren't nice to me, I could tell them a few things. I got to study with [chef] Thomas Keller, who we all love as a guy and Jim had a relationship with him at [his restaurant] the French Laundry.

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It's just weird that out of nowhere God said, May the three best-looking guys in Hollywood have babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and me. It was bizarre that God said, I want to make the planet more beautiful, and I got the call.

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I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

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I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible.

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Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.

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My intention is never to hurt anybody. I'm happy when people are having a good time.

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I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.

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Put on your yarmulkahHere comes HannukahSo much funnukahTo celebrate Hannukah

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The idea of my kids being spoiled, I go to sleep thinking about it. I wake up thinking about. I'm trying to do the right thing. With the amount of money I have, it's difficult to raise children the way I was raised. But I took away the west and north wing of the house for those guys. So, they're not allowed in there.

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