Adam Sandler Quotes, Funny Quotes, Years Quotes

He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?

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My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.

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Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.

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The toughest part is that when your kid's upset, you're upset. You're rocked until they're not upset. Even when they're not upset, you're like, "I hope that doesn't happen, down the line." You're always nervous because you want your kid to be happy.

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I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

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I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.

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My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal.

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When you're shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It's an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely are away from the family more than you'd like to be.

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I still like some of the stuff, skateboarding. Just stupid things.

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I've got the kid. I feel a little more relief that I don't have to just think about myself too much.

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Bedtime stories were definitely a big part of my life because I was just so excited my father was talking to me.

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I bought my parents some stuff. That feels kind of good to be able to do that. I got them a place in Florida. I think I'm allowed to say that - I hope my dad doesn't get mad at me. But I don't spend money on myself. I don't like myself enough yet. But the people I love, I like spending the cash on them.

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I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.

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I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible.

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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

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Like every other rich asshole, I have a cook and he's in my trailer making food all the time.

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How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.

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I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.

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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.

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My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole.

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