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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

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Bedtime stories were definitely a big part of my life because I was just so excited my father was talking to me.

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In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.

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It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

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I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.

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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.

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I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

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SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time.

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I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.

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The idea of my kids being spoiled, I go to sleep thinking about it. I wake up thinking about. I'm trying to do the right thing. With the amount of money I have, it's difficult to raise children the way I was raised. But I took away the west and north wing of the house for those guys. So, they're not allowed in there.

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Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.

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It's just weird that out of nowhere God said, May the three best-looking guys in Hollywood have babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and me. It was bizarre that God said, I want to make the planet more beautiful, and I got the call.

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I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.

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I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family's been...we've been enjoying each other's comedy for years.

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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

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When I was kid, yeah, my family, my parents wanted me to marry a Jewish girl because that was what they taught their children, and thought it would be an easier life for me to raise a Jewish kid. And I have a Jewish wife, I have a Jewish kid. They seem pretty happy about it.

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I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

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When you're shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It's an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely are away from the family more than you'd like to be.

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