Al Yankovic Quotes, Art Quotes, Humble Quotes

I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!

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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.

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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

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If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

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In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I've been able to hang around longer than most "serious" acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.

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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.

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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.

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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.

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I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don't know.

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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.

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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

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I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.

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What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

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I don't watch a lot of other people's parodies because I don't want to be unduly influenced.

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I'm known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.

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I tend to enunciate pretty well. It's always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily - which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters because you're supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go "Oh, it's 'Weird Al.'"

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When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.

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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

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I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing. I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny. So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.

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I'd like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.

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