Al Yankovic Quotes, Girl Quotes, Hair Quotes

I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.

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One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.

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It becomes more important to me as time goes on to make every album the best thing I've ever done, so it's a lot of self-imposed pressure that also kind of slows me down a bit.

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I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!

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Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.

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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.

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My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.

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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.

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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.

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Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.

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I'm always a little leery about doing shows where I'm not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes. After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.

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I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don't know.

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It was difficult to get into my friends' rock bands when I was a teenager. They somehow didn't see the need for an accordion player. That's when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.

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People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'

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A lot of rap songs don't usually have a lot of melody per se.

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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.

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I don't like to label myself. I know I'm very hard to pigeonhole.

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In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I've been able to hang around longer than most "serious" acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.

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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.

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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

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