Mark Twain Quotes, Inspirational Quotes, Half Quotes

Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.

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Always do what's right. That will gratify some and surprise the rest.

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I wish Europe would let Russia annihilate Turkey a little--not much, but enough to make it difficult to find the place again without a divining-rod or a diving-bell.

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A group of men in evening clothes looks like a flock of crows, and is just about as inspiring.

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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

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Another editor. That thing behind his ear is his pencil. Whenever he finds a bright thing in your manuscript he strikes it out with that. That does him good, and makes him smile and show his teeth, the way he is doing in the picture. This one has just been striking out a smart thing, and now he is sitting there with his thumbs in his vest-holes, gloating. They are full of envy and malice, editors are.

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Tell the truth or trump-but get the trick.

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There's always a hole in theories somewhere if you look close enough.

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I have stopped smoking now and then, for a few months at a time, but it was not on principle, it was only to show off; it was to pulverize those critics who said I was a slave to my habits and couldn't break my bonds.

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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

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To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.

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I was born modest, but it didn't last.

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great people are those who make others feel that they, too, can become great.

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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.

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Monarchies, aristocracies, and religions....there was never a country where the majority of the people were in their secret hearts loyal to any of these institutions.

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Prediction is difficult- particularly when it involves the future.

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For England must not fall: it would mean an inundation of Russian & German political degradations which would envelop the globe & steep it in a sort of Middle-Age night & slaverly which would last till Christ comes again - which I hope he will not do; he made trouble enough before.

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Humor is man's greatest blessing.

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I was in one of the most grand attitudes I ever struck, with my arm stretched up pointing to the sun. It was a noble effect. You could see the shudder sweep the mass like a wave.

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Well, no doubt it's a blessed thing to have an imagination that can always make you satisfied, no matter how you are fixed.

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