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If you have nothing to say, say nothing.

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It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.

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The new political gospel: public office is private graft.

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Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.

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The Autocrat of Russia possesses more power than any other man in the earth; but he cannot stop a sneeze.

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Those who do not read the news are uninformed. Those who do are misinformed.

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If the Christians of America could be persuaded to vote God and a clean ticket, it would bring about a moral revolution that would be incalculably beneficent. It would save the country.

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There is not an acre of ground on the globe that is in possession of its rightful owner, or that has not been taken away from owner after owner, cycle afer cycle, by force and bloodshed.

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Now what I contend is that my body is my own, at least I have always so regarded it. If I do harm through my experimenting with it, it is I who suffer, not the state.

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Life is but a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream.

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Hero: Person in a book who does things which he can't and girl marries him for it.

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When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend.

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You may honestly feel grateful that homeopathy survived the attempts of the allopaths (orthodoxy) to destroy it.

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The lie, as a virtue, a principle, is eternal; the lie, as a recreation, a solace, a refuge in time of need, the fourth Grace, the tenth Muse, man's best and surest friend is immortal

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Is not this insanity plea becoming rather common? Is it not so common that the reader confidently expects to see it offered in every criminal case that comes before the courts?... Really, what we want now, is not laws against crime, but a law against insanity.

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The best of us would rather be popular than right.

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...we all know that in all matters of mere opinion that [every] man is insane-just as insane as we are...we know exactly where to put our finger upon his insanity: it is where his opinion differs from ours....All Democrats are insane, but not one of them knows it. None but the Republicans. All the Republicans are insane, but only the Democrats can perceive it. The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.

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What do you think of the human mind? I mean, in case you think there is a human mind.

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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

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When a humorist ventures upon the grave concerns of life he must do his job better than another man or he works harm to his cause.

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