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Books are the liberated spirits of men.

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My memory was never loaded with anything but blank cartridges.

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If you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reserve toward you afterward. You will never get her full confidence again.

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Let your joy be unconfined!

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Not all the Greek runners in the original Olympics were totally naked. Some wore shoes.

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The true and lasting genius of humour does not drag you thus to boxes labelled 'pathos,' 'humour,' and show you all the mechanism of the inimitable puppets that are going to perform. How I used to laugh at Simon Tapperwit, and the Wellers, and a host more! But I can't do it now somehow; and time, it seems to me, is the true test of humour. It must be antiseptic.

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Only laughter can blow [a colossal humbug] to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

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Intellectual food is like any other; it is pleasanter and more beneficial to take it with a spoon than a shovel.

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It is a shameful thing to insult a child.

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Your actions speak so much louder than words.

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To do good is noble. To tell others to do good is even nobler and much less trouble.

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A thing long expected takes the form of the unexpected when at last it comes.

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In the laboratory there are no fustian ranks, no brummagem aristocracies; the domain of Science is a republic, and all its citizens are brothers and equals, its princes of Monaco and its stonemasons of Cromarty meeting, barren of man-made gauds and meretricious decorations, upon the one majestic level!

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You cant reach old age by another man's road, my habits protect my life but they would assassinate you

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None of us can be as great as God, but any of us can be as good.

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Ignorance is not not knowin' - Ignorance is knowin' what ain't so.

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The ordinary chestnut can beget a sickly and reluctant laugh, but it takes a horse chestnut to fetch the gorgeous big horse-laugh.

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I am not an economist. I am an honest man!

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By common consent of all the nations and all the ages the most valuable thing in this world is the homage of men, whether deserved or undeserved.

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...majority Patriotism is the customary Patriotism.

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