Mark Twain Quotes, Cat Quotes, Purring Quotes

I simply can't resist a cat, particularly a purring one.

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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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As by the fires of experience, so by commission of crime you learn real morals. Commit all crimes, familiarize yourself with all sins, take them in rotation (there are only two or three thousand of them), stick to it, commit two or three every day, and by and by you will be proof against them. When you are through you will be proof against all sins and morally perfect. You will be vaccinated against every possible commission of them. This is the only way.

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All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.

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History never repeats itself; at best it sometimes rhymes.

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Music is a good thing; and after all that soul-butter and hogwash, I never see it freshen up things so, and sound so honest and bully.

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If you take epitaphs seriously, we ought to bury the living and resurrect the dead.

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When there was room on the ledge outside of the pots and boxes for a cat, the cat was there- in sunny weather- stretched at full length, asleep and blissful, with her furry belly to the sun and a paw curved over her nose.

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You thunder and lightning too much; the reader ceases to get under the bed, by and by.

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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.

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A sense of humor is the one thing no one will admit to not having.

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An honest politician is an oxymoron.

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Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.

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It is better to support schools than jails.

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There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.

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When someone dies, it is like when your house burns down; it isn't for years that you realize the full extent of your loss.

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I never made a success of a lecture delivered in a church yet. People are afraid to laugh in a church. They can't be made to do it in any possible way.

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The timid man yearns for full value and demands a tenth. The bold man strikes for double value and compromises on par.

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Age enlarges and enriches the powers of some musical instruments - notably those of the violin - but it seems to set a piano's teeth on edge.

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Every man is a moon; he has a side no one sees.

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