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He was sunshine most always-I mean he made it seem like good weather.

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I'm all for prosperity. It's change I object to.

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For all the talk you hear about knowledge being such a wonderful thing, instinct is worth forty of it for real unerringness.

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I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

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Eloquence is the essential thing in a speech, not information.

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I am personally acquainted with hundreds of journalists, and the opinion of the majority of them would not be worth tuppence in private, but when they speak in print it is the newspaper that is talking (the pygmy scribe is not visible) and then their utterances shake the community like the thunders of prophecy.

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It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. Overnight success is a fallacy. It is preceded by a great deal of preparation. Ask any successful person how they came to this point in their lives, and they will have a story to tell.

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I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.

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Such is luck! And such the treatment which honest, good perservance gets so often at the hands of unfair and malicious Nature!

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A lie can make it half way around the world before the truth has time to put its boots on.

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The Mississippi River will always have its own way; no engineering skill can persuade it to do otherwise.

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Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than Methuselah saw in his whole lifetime.

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I have been born more times than anybody except Krishna.

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I was dead for millions of years before I was born and it never inconvenienced me a bit.

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Darwin abolished special creations, contributed the Origin of Species and hitched all life together in one unbroken procession of Siamese Twins, the whole evolved by natural and orderly processes from one microscopic parent germ.

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A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

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Synergy - the bonus that is achieved when things work together harmoniously.

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Be good and you will be lonely.

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Be good and you'll be lonesome

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Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled.

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